Phallus Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will randomly view the ocean as full of Dicks?‏

Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will view the ocean as full of dicks?‏



Well I'm here to tell you...‏



...It is a Fallacy, That the Fella's see, A Phallus Sea.

There once was a cult obsessed with male genitalia

There once was a cult that was obsessed with male genitalia.
This cult would accept anybody with a phallus, or even something resembling it in the appropriate place.
You could say that they never turned away any potential members.

A phallus shaped potato ruled the world with an iron fist.

He was a Dic-tater.

it has been suggested that men think about sex every 8 seconds

I can tell you that's a complete phallus

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What Do You Call An Ocean of Reasonable Penises?

-A Logical Phallus Sea

What are the funniest phallus jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Phallus? Well, here are the best Phallus puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Phallus pick up lines to share with friends.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Joko Jokes