Pfft Jokes
20 pfft jokes and hilarious pfft puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pfft that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pfft Short Jokes
Short pfft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pfft humour may include short poof jokes also.
- Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft
- A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot.
- The Olympics Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.
Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.
USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!
Italians: Mamma Mia!
Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard. - How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers.
- Apparently filling animals with helium is "a**...", pfft Whatever floats your goat, I guess.
- I remember I always laughed in s**... Ed classes Like, **pfft**, when was I ever going to use this?
- I used to think the brain was the most important o**.... Then I thought, look what's telling me that. You cheat! think your so smart, Making me believe your the most important... pfft!
- Whats the last sound you hear before a p**... hair hits the ground? Pfft pfft. (Spit sounds)
- What do you get when you cross a bull and a possum? Pfft... Don't be s**...... That's a possum bull.
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Pfft One Liners
Which pfft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pfft? I can suggest the ones about hmm and parks.
- I told my friend that I talked to God. He said, "Pfft...No way."
I said "Yahweh." - Some bozo tried to tell me processed meat was bad for me. I said, "Pfft, that's baloney."
- 1400 calories a day? Pfft, piece of cake.
- Japanese boy kills his grandfather... Pfft, youth in Asia.
- Racism is a Race Slow and steady wins the race.
Tell that to an asian pfft - There's a theory going around that every word contains a vowel. Pfft!
- Life is like a silent f**... Pfft.
Charming Humor Pfft Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about pfft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ooh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pfft pranks.
The two old-timers...
...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"
A grandfather tells his grandchild one of his stories from WW2
Grandfather : "Our squad was once captured by the enemy, half of us were r**..., the other half got brutally killed."
Grandchild : "Which half were you part of grandpa' ?"
Grandfather : "Pfft, is that even a question ? Obviously the latter !"
