Peyton Manning Jokes
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- Why does Peyton Manning eat his soup in cups? Because he's always losing the bowls.
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^This ^used ^to ^be ^an ^Elway ^joke - Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
- This christmas at the Manning household, Peyton remarks about how his new ring is so much shinier than the old one... Eli, "Did the defense polish it for you?"
- What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule? ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
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- Peyton Manning is opening a bakery. As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.
- What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play.
- What is Peyton Manning's favorite city in Nebraska? Omaha!
- Outtake from a Peyton Manning Nationwide commercial.... HGH will extend my career.
- Report says Peyton Manning intends to play in 2016
- I teased Peyton Manning so he broke my phone. Now it'll never go past one ring....
- What do you get when you cut off a head of a 4 headed hydra? Peyton Manning.
- What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha
- What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout
- Peyton Manning walks into a bar. ... to watch the Super Bowl.
- How does Peyton Manning switch s**... positions? He yells out: OMAHA! OMAHA!
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