Peyton Jokes
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Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.
As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.
Why does Peyton Manning eat his soup in cups?
Because he's always losing the bowls.
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^This ^used ^to ^be ^an ^Elway ^joke
Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?
Neither can finish a play.
This christmas at the Manning household, Peyton remarks about how his new ring is so much shinier than the old one...
Eli, "Did the defense polish it for you?"
How does Peyton Manning switch s**... positions?
He yells out: OMAHA! OMAHA!
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