Pews Jokes
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What is the most dangerous part of a church?
The pews.
How is a Stormtrooper like an empty church?
Both of their Pews are missing people
My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range.
The community didn't like it, but it already had pew pew pews.
Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?
Cuz of all the pews.
I hate myself
If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have?
Pew pews.
A man is asked to speak at his best friend's f**....
He walks up to the front of the church and stands in front of the casket. Overcome with emotion, he pauses, and then says, "Plethora . . . plethora." After that he goes back into the pews and sits next to the deceased man's widow. She leans over and says to the guy, "Thanks. That means a lot."
Ever notice how the dmv's seats are set up like pews kind of like in a church?
It's because most people are praying to get out of there.
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