Pew Jokes

Funniest Pew Short Jokes

Short pew jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pew humour may include short chapel jokes also.

1. What do you get when you put nutella on salmon? You get salmonella.
   Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing*
2. A man accidentally sharted in church last week, everyone moved away from him. He had to sit on his own pew.
3. My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range. The community didn't like it, but it already had pew pew pews.
4. Me : *sips wine* ooh thats good. I'd like a bottle of that please. Priest : Ma'am, that's not how this works, please go back to your pew.
5. What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew..
   Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do.
6. If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have? Pew pews.
7. a joke i thought of today, hope you enjoy What's the most dangerous part of any church/chapel?
   Pew! Pew! Pew!
8. Skunked A friend of mine got sprayed by a skunk at work today, saying it looked like a baby skunk. And my reply to her was:
   Baby skunk pew pew pew pew pew pew
9. A gunman tried to shoot up a chirch but could only hit furniture. An earwitness described it as "Pew, Pew, Pew".
10. What's the difference between a church and a mosque? In a church you see pew, pew pew.
    In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Pew One Liners

Which pew one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pew? I can suggest the ones about church and church pew.

1. What is the most dangerous part of a church? The pews.
2. What does a church shooting sound like? Pew! Pew!
3. What do you get when you cross a church with a laser tag arena? Pew! Pew! Pew!
4. How is a Stormtrooper like an empty church? Both of their Pews are missing people
5. If the pope had a gun... Would it go pew pew?
6. What does it sound like when two churches fight? Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!
7. Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews.
   I hate myself
8. What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? Preppy le Pew
9. Have you heard about the skunk who went to church? He had his own pew.
10. How is a church like an old video game? Pew-pew! Pew! Pew-pew-pew!
11. Ancient Chinese proverb says Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
12. What did the young boy shout in the church while pointing finger guns? pew pew pew
13. Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew
14. A man armed with lazer guns shot up a church... ...people went running pew after pew.
15. One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew.

Church Pew Jokes

Here is a list of funny church pew jokes and even better church pew puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In Texas, going to a chili cook-off is an acceptable alternative to church Either way you end up sitting in a pew
• Ever notice how the dmv's seats are set up like pews kind of like in a church? It's because most people are praying to get out of there.
• My sister said to me: Where do Tie Fighters sit in church? In the *pew*.
• Whenever I'm in church I always think of laser blasters Pew! Pew! Pew!
• I sharted at church today... And let me tell ya... it feels awful sitting in your own pew.
• Where does a laser gun sit in church? On a pew pew
• My father was the rector for a local church. He was responsible for making sure all the doors were locked, and for putting away the benches after services. He really had to mind his keys and pews.
• What do church and Star Wars blasters have in common? They both go "Pew pew pew!"
• What happens when you shart in church? They make you sit in your own pew.
• [OC] What did Han Solo day when he walked into a church? Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!

Comical Pew Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about pew you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pew pranks.