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Petrol Price Jokes

2 petrol price jokes and hilarious petrol price puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about petrol price that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Petrol Price Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good petrol price joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

you have heard "A pint is a pound" ...

.. and that is a seriously high petrol price.
I know. It's not that good. Nor even that funny.
But it's coming. Happy Halloween.

With petrol prices now at £1.30 a litre

...it's actually cheaper to buy c**... and run everywhere instead


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