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Petrified Wood Jokes

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Petrified Wood Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Halloween jokes

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Whay do you call wood that's scared?
Petrified.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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