Petite Jokes

Funniest Petite Short Jokes

Short petite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The petite humour may include short tiny jokes also.

1. My 9 year old told me this one. What is the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti? meatballs.
   She's so petite and delicate so it was perfectly hilarious.
2. Men call short women "petite". What do women call short men? Um, yeh, they don't call.
   Source: I'm not a tall man.
3. Why could the petit clairvoyant never find a dress that fits? Everyone thought she was a medium
4. I have started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far, I've got 15,000 signatures.
5. I was wondering if anyone would be willing to support a petition to modernize the name of the Pope Mobile. I think we should call it the Miracle Whip. It's got more of a tangy zip to it.
6. How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb? I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it.
7. Gonna start a petition to change Reddit's name How does Re-post-ddit sound?
   ...sounds bad? Gimme some slack, it's hard to create original content on here
8. Obsessive Compulsive... The representative body that supports people who suffer from OCD have petitioned the Government to change the acronym to CDO in alphabetical order the way it should be...
9. What did the man say after taking a small french woman to his room after dinner? Bon a petite
10. How do I know that petite women don't like being objectified? Let's just say a *little bird* told me.

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Petite One Liners

Which petite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with petite? I can suggest the ones about petty and miniature.

1. If men call short women petite. What do women call short men? Friends.
2. What do you call a flat-breasted french woman? Petits
3. Did you hear about the petite psychic who escaped jail? There is a small medium at large
4. If guys call short girls "petite", what do girls call short guys? Friends.
5. Somebody asked me to sign his petition to save the planet It was to reinstate Pluto.
6. I petitioned to rename a Canadian province... Their government would have Nunavut
7. What do you you call it when someone bangs a midget? Bone a petite
8. I like my women how I like my pickles. Sweet and petite ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9. What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous
   (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one).
10. Petition to rename Jupiter ...to Jewpiter because its a gas planet
11. What type of automobile do petite barrel-makers prefer? Mini Cooper.
12. Why do pirates prefer more petite women? They don't like scurvy girls.
13. If men call short women petite. What do women call short men? Incels.
    Screw you, Chad.
14. Petition to rehire Ellen Pao
15. Did you hear that people are already starting a petition to bring Ellen Pao back?

Rib-Tickling Petite Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about petite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little thing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make petite pranks.