Peter Pan Jokes
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- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old - [Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.
- You should always upvote a joke about Peter Pan, even if you have heard it before. It never gets old.
- My friend decided to go Indoor Skydiving dressed as Peter Pan I told him "You'll neverland!"
- Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook
- I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration. "Beat Smee," he replied.
"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know." - What's Peter Pan's favorite drug? Roofie-ooooooooo
- Why did Peter Pan fall out of the sky? It was too Wendy...
- What do Peter Pan, and Unvaccinated Children have in common? They never get old.
- Why did Peter Pan know he could beat Captain Hook in poker? Peter knew Captain Hook had lost at least one hand.
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Peter Pan One Liners
Which peter pan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peter pan? I can suggest the ones about peter parker and captain hook.
- What happened when Tinker bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
- What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's
- What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok
- I'm done making Peter Pan jokes They Never land
- I like to spoil the plot of Peter Pan for people. Never gets old.
- Just told my joke about peter pan again. Never gets old.
- Nobody likes my Peter Pan joke... It Neverlands
- Why doesn't Peter Pan fight? Because his punches Neverland.
- No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots
- Jokes about Peter Pan will always get a laugh Because they never get old.
- What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose.
- What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy
- What's Peter Pan's least favorite part of a song? The hook
- What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing? Peter Grill
- Why was Peter Pan able to fly? If you got hit in the Peter with a pan you'd fly too
Uproarious Peter Pan Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about peter pan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pink panther jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peter pan pranks.
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What did Peter Pan say during the plane c**...?
"It looks like we're going to Neverland."
Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...
In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.
One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold letters on the side and brings it to the cook.
The cook looks at it and shakes he head.
"Peter pan! He no wok, he fry!"
Sandy Duncan, when was asked for her review of tonight's Peter Pan Live!
"It was so bad I was rolling my eye."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
-I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share.
What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?
Rufi-ooooooo!
You'd think my ex girlfriend's name is Peter Pan
because she never wants to grow up!
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
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A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan...
Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook
where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.
What is Peter Pan on death row?
A frying Pan
You know why I like Peter Pan?
He never lands.
(I like this joke cause it never gets old)
What do Michael Jackson and Peter Pan have in common?
They're both child abductors with great vocal talents
You guys ever hear the joke about Peter Pan?
It's kind of dark and requires a dead pan delivery.
Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Peter Pan became a kamikaze pilot.
He's now part of the Neverland Squadron.
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What's Peter Pan's brother's name?
Peter p**....
He gets so high he never lands.
What do you call a remake of Peter Pan?
A repeater.
For the longest time I was dating peter pan but I left him for a priest...
one could say that I went from the flying pan straight to the friar.
Wanting to be a good friend to peter pan, I poisoned his food
But in his last moments all he did was whine and complain. Something along the lines of "that's not what I meant by never growing old"
Why was Peter Pan fired from his job as a pilot?
He could neverland
What do the starving children in Africa have in common with Peter Pan?
They never grow up either..
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
because he neverlands!
jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his s**..., #freetink
What do you call an old Peter Pan?
Dust pan
Have you heard that joke about Peter Pan
Never gets old.
[I can assure you this is a repost. I've just not seen it for ages.]
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What has 2 thumbs and a Peter Pan complex?
*points at self* This kid!
Peter Pan has flown to all of the countries in the world...
but never Netherlands
In 1969, the Beatles originally wrote one of their hit songs for a Broadway version of Peter Pan. Captain Hook's right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. It ended with a big event where Hook and Peter flew..
Come together, right now... over Smee.
In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...
Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee
What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan?
A Clock-odile.
Why does Peter Pan wear tights?
He isn't Peter Pants.
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why did go from Canada to Japan
BECUZ U MUM IS GET b**... BY PETER PAN XD
When wasn't Wendy Darling?
When she Peter Pan-ts.
Why do Anti-Vaxxers like Peter Pan?
Because he wants kids to never grow up and not be looked down on for doing it.
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Know what they call those specialty cake pans in the shape of p**...?
Peter Pans
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We should start calling unvaccinated kids Peter Pans...
They never get old.
What did Peter Pan say after a night out in Neverland ?
This party was off the hook!
