Peter Pan Jokes
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- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old - [Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.
- Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands
I like this joke because it never grows old
This joke is off the hook
Sorry - You should always upvote a joke about Peter Pan, even if you have heard it before. It never gets old.
- My friend decided to go Indoor Skydiving dressed as Peter Pan I told him "You'll neverland!"
- Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook
- Just told my joke about peter pan again. Never gets old.
- Nobody likes my Peter Pan joke... It Neverlands
- Why doesn't Peter Pan fight? Because his punches Neverland.
- Why do you only see Peter Pan in the sky? Because he Neverlands
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Peter Pan One Liners
Which peter pan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peter pan? I can suggest the ones about peter parker and captain hook.
- What happened when Tinker bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
- How come Peter Pan is always flying? Because he Neverlands.
- What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's
- Where is Peter Pans favourite place to eat out? Wendy's
- What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok
- What is Peter Pan known as in Asia? Peter Wok
- why does peter pan keep flying? because he neverlands
- How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.
- What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant? Wendy's
- I'm done making Peter Pan jokes They Never land
- Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's.
- Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
I'm sorry - I like to spoil the plot of Peter Pan for people. Never gets old.
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he can Neverland.
Uproarious Peter Pan Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about peter pan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pink panther jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peter pan pranks.
Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...
In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.
One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold letters on the side and brings it to the cook.
The cook looks at it and shakes he head.
"Peter pan! He no wok, he fry!"
why is peter pan always in the air?
Because he neverlands
What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?
Peter Grill
What's the the deal with Peter Pan?
He always flies but he Never Lands. This joke is funny because it never grows old.
Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?
Because he Neverlands
Sandy Duncan, when was asked for her review of tonight's Peter Pan Live!
"It was so bad I was rolling my eye."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
-I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share.
What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?
Rufi-ooooooo!
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan...
Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?
Slow Children At Play
I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook
where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.
What is Peter Pan on death row?
A frying Pan
You know why I like Peter Pan?
He never lands.
(I like this joke cause it never gets old)
What do Michael Jackson and Peter Pan have in common?
They're both child abductors with great vocal talents
Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Peter Pan became a kamikaze pilot.
He's now part of the Neverland Squadron.
What's Peter Pan's brother's name?
Peter p**....
He gets so high he never lands.
What do you call a remake of Peter Pan?
A repeater.
What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?
The Pirates always lose.
No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother.
Peter Pots
Why does Peter Pan fly?
You would fly too if someone hit your peter with a pan.
Why did Peter Pan fall out of the sky?
It was too Wendy...
For the longest time I was dating peter pan but I left him for a priest...
one could say that I went from the flying pan straight to the friar.
Wanting to be a good friend to peter pan, I poisoned his food
But in his last moments all he did was whine and complain. Something along the lines of "that's not what I meant by never growing old"
What's Peter Pan's least favorite part of a song?
The hook
Why was Peter Pan fired from his job as a pilot?
He could neverland
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy
What do the starving children in Africa have in common with Peter Pan?
They never grow up either..
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
because he neverlands!
jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his s**..., #freetink
Why did Peter Pan know he could beat Captain Hook in poker?
Peter knew Captain Hook had lost at least one hand.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
At first, I didn't get this joke. I was lost, boys. But I love this joke, it never grows old, and it has a nice hook.
What do you call an old Peter Pan?
Dust pan
Have you heard that joke about Peter Pan
Never gets old.
[I can assure you this is a repost. I've just not seen it for ages.]
I read a joke about an alternate ending to Peter Pan where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter Pan back to London in a body bag.
Not very funny and quite dark, but it requires a dead Pan delivery
Why does Peter Pan never stop flying?
Because he Never Lands.
What's Peter Pan's favorite drug?
Roofie-ooooooooo
Peter Pan has flown to all of the countries in the world...
but never Netherlands
I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration.
"Beat Smee," he replied.
"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know."
In 1969, the Beatles originally wrote one of their hit songs for a Broadway version of Peter Pan. Captain Hook's right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. It ended with a big event where Hook and Peter flew..
Come together, right now... over Smee.
In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...
Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee
What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan?
A Clock-odile.
why did go from Canada to Japan
BECUZ U MUM IS GET b**... BY PETER PAN XD
When wasn't Wendy Darling?
When she Peter Pan-ts.
What do Peter Pan, and Unvaccinated Children have in common?
They never get old.
I love Peter Pan jokes...
They never get old.
We should start calling unvaccinated kids Peter Pans...
They never get old.
Jokes about Peter Pan will always get a laugh
Because they never get old.
What did Peter Pan say after a night out in Neverland ?
This party was off the hook!
Why was Peter Pan able to fly?
If you got hit in the Peter with a pan you'd fly too
Why is Peter Pan always flying ?
He never lands.
"Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he Neverlands."
You see, I love this joke because it never grows old.
Why does Peter Pan fly everywhere instead of using airplanes or helicopters?
Cause when he used airplanes and helicopters, he could "Neverland".
