Pete And Repeat Jokes
15 pete and repeat jokes and hilarious pete and repeat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pete and repeat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pete And Repeat Short Jokes
Short pete and repeat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pete and repeat humour may include short stop repeating jokes also.
- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat.
Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? - Pete and Repeat were in a boat. If Pete fell off, who would be left? Actually that depends. What if it's nobody cause Pete was on the left side?
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Pete And Repeat One Liners
Which pete and repeat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pete and repeat? I can suggest the ones about repeat and repeating word.
- Pete and Repeat were on a boat in the middle of a lake. Pete fell off. Who's left?
- Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?
- Pete and repeat went down to the lake. Repeat fell in.
- Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?
Pete And Repeat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pete and repeat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pete and repeat pranks.
Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
Cake Day. My current go-to jokes
My two current go-to jokes:
1. Why is a broken drum the best gift? Because you can't beat it.
2. Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
My Daughter told me this adorkable meta joke today (she's 5).
Her: Daddy, knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Her: Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, Who's left?
Me: (sigh) Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, who's left, who?
Her: Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off, who was left?
Repeat
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off, who was left?
Repeat
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out and Repeat jumped in the water and saved Pete's life. Pete then asked Repeat to be the best man at his wedding. Pete's friends and family asked Pete what the name of his best man was to which he replied, Repeat. The family then repeated their question thinking Pete misheard them, to which Pete quickly caught on to the situation and informed him that his best man's name was in fact, Repeat. Then some noob created a joke about them. The noob was some distance cousin that nobody liked.