Pete And Repeat Jokes
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Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
Cake Day. My current go-to jokes
My two current go-to jokes:
1. Why is a broken drum the best gift? Because you can't beat it.
2. Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
My Daughter told me this adorkable meta joke today (she's 5).
Her: Daddy, knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Her: Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, Who's left?
Me: (sigh) Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, who's left, who?
Her: Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off, who was left?
Repeat
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off, who was left?
Repeat
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat
went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?
Pete and Repeat
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out and Repeat jumped in the water and saved Pete's life. Pete then asked Repeat to be the best man at his wedding. Pete's friends and family asked Pete what the name of his best man was to which he replied, Repeat. The family then repeated their question thinking Pete misheard them, to which Pete quickly caught on to the situation and informed him that his best man's name was in fact, Repeat. Then some noob created a joke about them. The noob was some distance cousin that nobody liked.
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