Peta Jokes
57 peta jokes and hilarious peta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These Peta jokes offer a humorous look at the animal rights organization, its acronym, and more. From furries to the National NGO "ASPCA" these jokes are sure to give you a laugh. Check out these jokes to learn more about the animal rights movement and its humorous side.
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Funniest Peta Short Jokes
Short peta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peta humour may include short activist jokes also.
- Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
- How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything.
- There was a man named peta who was reading a book called "Animals" He didn't like it so he put it down
- How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything.
-A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam. - PETA should respect Steve Irwin PETA should respect Steve Irwin by eating him and using all his parts, not letting anything go to waste.
That's how my uncle, a hunter, explains "respect" anyway. - People act like PETA is the only charity that has an 85% death rate. But what about Make-A-Wish?
- By disrespecting Steve Irwin, PETA has done something many have failed to do Unite us all as a species
- If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called PETA
- Is it just me, or is hunger games subliminal advertising for vegans? Because every 5 seconds all I hear is *PETA!*
- Why is PETA such an inefficient organization? They refuse to kill two birds with one stone
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Peta One Liners
Which peta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peta? I can suggest the ones about vegan and cruelty.
- PETA is like a box of chocolates They kill dogs
- I tortured a guy from PETA. He screamed for deer life.
- What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan
- Why does PETA love K-pop? They've always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
- PETA is a successful investor in the laughing stock market.
- What do you call a PETA member that shoots a hippopotamus in the head? A hippo-crit.
- Peta and Repeata were in a boat. Peta fell out, who survived? The animals.
- Why was PETA against sending cats to Mars? They heard about what curiosity did.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? A PETA advertising model.
- What is one charity that has a higher death rate than PETA? Make a wish foundation
- What does Peta stand for? People euthanising the animals
- what do PETAs call new recruits? fresh meat
- What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate? The Make a Wish Foundation.
- P.E.T.A PEOPLE
EUTHANIZING
THE
ANIMALS - Stop being so mean to PETA. Steve Irwin taught us to be nice and respect animals.
Playful Peta Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about peta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pygmies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peta pranks.
PETA sponsored a new hot spot to get money from partying rich and famous animal lovers.
It closed after one week. Apparently "Club Baby Seals" wasn't a good name for it.
Fed Up with PETA.
We should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals.
We'd be knows as a bunch of P.U.T.As
Why did the salad cross the road?
To get away from the PETA convention.
I walked into a PETA adoption center and the receptionist asked me what kind of dog I wanted
Apparently "Whatever's low in cholesterol" was not the right answer.
I'm a member of PETA now
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
Why yes I'm also a member of PETA and an animal rights person
Yup I'm a Preferred Eater of Tasty Animals and all animals have a right to be served on my plate.
Vampiric PETA
They are promoting veganism because Secondary consumers taste better than Tertiary consumers!
Yeah, I'm a part of PETA
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
What is the difference between h**... and Peta?
h**... actually did something to save animals.
Wanna hear a joke?
PETA
What did Steve Irwin say to PETA?
You're killing it, dude!
Why did the PETA member c**... his car?
He loved vegetables so much he wanted to become one.
PETA has done an incredible job in preserving marine life
They saved millions of fish from drowning
How does PETA support animals that have been hurt?
By unplugging their life support so they can sing for them.
Why are animals so primitive?
They don't want to ever reach a petabyte.
^((Haha PETA bad))
On a rainy day every one was enjoying the rain but only PETA wasn't
Because it was pouring cats & dogs
PETA has prompted the boycott of Thai coconut products.
Apparently the macaques only make 75c on the dollar of their male human counterparts.
