Pet Tortoise Jokes
3 pet tortoise jokes and hilarious pet tortoise puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pet tortoise that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Pet Tortoise Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What is a good pet tortoise joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My pet tortoise got mugged by 3 snails.
When he was interviewed by the police, He said ' I don't know, it happened so fast'
What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?
Voldetort.
I had to bury my pet tortoise yesterday...
It was sad, now he's just a shell of his former self.
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