Pet Scan Jokes
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Speaking of PET scans, did you guys hear about the new law they passed in Oregon where dogs can no longer operate MRI machines?
Apparently cats can.
Undomesticated animals can't operate computed axial tomography scans
But PET scan.
A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant . . .
A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant, sit down at a table, and place their order. They are in for an early dinner and are the only customers. The chef looks down at the order slip and says incredulously: who comes to a restaurant and orders a whole raw fish? . His sous chef scans the restaurant, sees his only two customers, and replies: it's either Juan or the otter .
What nationality puts barcodes on birds in pet stores?
Scanned-an-avian
I took my dog to the vet today
she had a PET scan
Dead duck
An old lady has a sick pet duck that she loves dearly, but she's broke so she takes him to a cheap veterinary clinic. The vet doc says your duck is dying there's nothing we can do. Devastated she pleads for him to try anything, so he says he'll be right back. He walks back in with a Labrador by his side, the dog places one paw on the duck, nothing. Vet doc says OK one moment. Leaves comes back with a cat, cat places one paw on the duck, nothing. The vet doc then tells the lady that's all he can do but her duck is still dying. Defeated and broken she leaves, upon receiving the bill on the way out its three times higher than she expected hud. She ask the secretary why and she says "it says here you requested additional LAB work and a CAT scan"
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