Pet Rock Jokes
49 pet rock jokes and hilarious pet rock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pet rock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pet Rock Short Jokes
Short pet rock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pet rock humour may include short pet dog jokes also.
- At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks This joke brought to you by my ten year old son
- When I'm feeling shy, I like to think about my pet rock... It always inspires me to be a little boulder.
- When you have a pet rock Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Training my pet rock
Friend: That's dumb
Pet Rock: *leaps from my hand & hits him in the face*
Me: No Rocky, No! - Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?
About 3 IQ points - Can I get an F in chat for my pet rock? Had to have Sylvester put down today for killing two birds.
- Know why I won't have two pet rocks? 'Cause I ain't raising no pebbles!
.. Idk, my brother told me that years ago and I still think it's clever. - I got a pet rock named Bruce. Because when I throw it at someone they always bruce.
- My pet rock died 1 upvote = 1 pray
- I Have A Pet Pet Rock Named Roxanne She's pretty cool, I've had her since she was just a pebble.
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Pet Rock One Liners
Which pet rock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pet rock? I can suggest the ones about pop rocks and kid rock.
- Fidget spinners are useless Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
- I lost my pet rock in Morocco Where did Morocco?
- Schizophrenia is nothing to joke about That's what my pet rock told me
- People tell me my pet rock is worthless... but I think it has sedimental value.
- My pet rock was crippled in an accident It's been hard on all of us
- When your pet rock is misbehaving You hit rock bottom
- LPT: When you get a pet rock Don't take it for granite
- I loved my pet rock Our friendship was solid
- How do you bid farewell to your pet rock? You let it roll.
- My pet just bit the dust You're a fine rock, Bob.
- I had to put my pet rock down. :( My hand was getting sweaty.
- I adopted a pet rock from the rescue shelter... They told me he's had a hard life.
- I'm not very good with pets. I had a pet rock once, but it ran away.
- Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
- this one's not oc but. How do you behave your pet rock? You hit rock bottom.
Hilarious Pet Rock Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about pet rock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pet shop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pet rock pranks.
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How do you discipline your pet rock?
You hit rock bottom
A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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Baby Boomers like to call Millenials s**....
Aren't you the guys who were buying "pet rocks"?
Bought a pet rock. It looked lonely so I bought another. I dunno how, but they started breeding. Months later there was gravel and stones everywhere. I couldn't take it anymore and had enough.
Threw it all in a canvas sack, weighed it down with a couple of puppies, and tossed it in the river.
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How do you punish a pet rock
You hit rock bottom
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When i was little I had a pet rock I was always very strict on him about drug a**...
because i was afraid that he would be a s**....
A famous casting director dies and ascends to heaven.
He comes to Saint Peter before the pearly gates, and Peter asks him, Why should I allow you into heaven?
The casting director smiles and says, Because I'm without sin.
Peter raises an eyebrow, and asks, Are you?
Yes, I am. You see, just before I died, I worked on a movie where the protagonist has a bunch of talking pet rocks that help him on his quest.
Peter laughs, and asks, And what does that have to do with anything?
Well, you see, I cast the first stone.
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks,
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit !!"
Widdel Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Widdle wabbits
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits? "
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there? "
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit. "
