Pet Monkey Jokes
6 pet monkey jokes and hilarious pet monkey puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about pet monkey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A monkey escaped from the petting zoo.
He rode out the gates on the back of a baby sheep.
Authorities have stated that he is on the lamb.
A man went back to a pet store fuming.
"Excuse me," he said to the pet shop owner. "That trained monkey you sold me yesterday died!"
"Wow," the owner replied. "He could never do that trick when I owned him."
A man was moving to another country and needed to find a new home for his 15 pet monkeys.
He saw a man driving down the road with a big van and so he shouted after him,
"I'll give you €50 to bring these monkeys to the zoo for me"
The man with the van agreed and left with the monkeys in his van.
A couple of hours go by and while he is on his way to the airport, he sees the man with the van again coming up the road with all 15 monkeys still in the back.
"I thought I gave you money to bring those monkeys to the zoo?"
"I did, we had some change from the €50 so I'm bringing them to the cinema now"
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
A lot of white ppl have monkeys as pets
I guess they remind them of the old days
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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