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Pesticide Jokes

6 pesticide jokes and hilarious pesticide puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pesticide that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Amusing & Witty Pesticide Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good pesticide joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My friend once asked, if killing your father is patricide and killing your mother is matricide what is it called when you kill your spouse?

I responded, pesticide

If patricide is killing your father, matricide is killing your mother, and fratricide is killing your brother...

Is pesticide killing your sister?

I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly.

It's a real breath of fresh air.

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

Left a review for my pest control company:

Con's: The pesticide they used made me go blind
Pro's: Haven't seen a bug all year

What do you call it when a gnat kills itself?

Pesticide.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pesticide can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pesticide puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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