pesticide Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious pesticide puns

If patricide is killing your father, matricide is killing your mother, and fratricide is killing your brother...

Is pesticide killing your sister?

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A man in the pharmacy slowly read each box of condoms. the pharmacist asked Sir may I help you find something ? The man said yes I'm looking for condoms with pesticide. The pharmacist said don't you mean spermicide? The man said no sir with pesticide ! the pharmacist asked Why ? The man replied

My wife has a bug up her ass. And tonight I'm going in after it!

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I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly.

It's a real breath of fresh air.

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A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.

"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.

"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

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What do you call it when a gnat kills itself?

Pesticide.

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I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies.

Stupid idiot shat in my hand.

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On this pesticide spray it says, "Keep away from children."

Fuck, they knew I was coming.

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If killing your dad is Patricide, and your mom is Matricide, what is it if you kill your sibling?

Pesticide

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Why do people bring up pesticide free food so much during conversations?

I don't know, I guess it comes up organically.

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What do you call it when you kill a queen bee?

Pesticide.

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Whats it called when an ant kills itself?

Pesticide

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What are the most funny Pesticide jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Pesticide? Well, here are the best Pesticide dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Pesticide pick up lines to share with friends.

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