Pesticide Jokes

What are some Pesticide jokes?

If patricide is killing your father, matricide is killing your mother, and fratricide is killing your brother...

Is pesticide killing your sister?

I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly.

It's a real breath of fresh air.

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.

"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.

"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

What do you call it when a gnat kills itself?


I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies.

Stupid idiot shat in my hand.

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