Pesticide Jokes
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My friend once asked, if killing your father is patricide and killing your mother is matricide what is it called when you kill your spouse?
I responded, pesticide
If patricide is killing your father, matricide is killing your mother, and fratricide is killing your brother...
Is pesticide killing your sister?
I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly.
It's a real breath of fresh air.
A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.
Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"
Left a review for my pest control company:
Con's: The pesticide they used made me go blind
Pro's: Haven't seen a bug all year
What do you call it when a gnat kills itself?
Pesticide.
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