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Pestering Jokes

8 pestering jokes and hilarious pestering puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pestering that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo

He pestered his parents for days.
Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when
one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!"

I met a monk a year ago today, and as soon as we met, he began to pester me for secrets. I told him most, but there was one I only disclosed today. He asked how I got so much karma, and I told him...

Piece of cake

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!"

I'm always pestering women, I've asked the same girl out 3 times

She said yes each time, I just had to be sure

Adam and Eve were arguing.

On and on, she kept pestering him, asking, "Where have you been all night?"
"Just out walking," Adam insisted as he closed his eyes and prayed for sleep to overtake him.
It seemed like only moments later he was awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

Say the alphabets!

One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'll let you go.
Lil Jhonny "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ".
Miss. Strict "Lil Jhonny where is your P?"
LJ "It's running down my pants Miss. Strict".

Whenever people give me free cigarettes I always lock them away in a far cupboard, out of reach.

That usually stops them pestering me.

I ordered a pasta strainer on Amazon.

But it never came.
So I had to keep calling Amazon over and over and continually pester them until, finally, they gave me a re-straining order.


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