Pest Jokes
45 pest jokes and hilarious pest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pest Short Jokes
Short pest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pest humour may include short pets jokes also.
- I told my wife we had a pest problem. But, apparently we have to wait until it's 18 years old to move out.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a pretty good career for himself in pest control... They say he's a great ex-terminator
- Teacher's pest Math teacher: If I have three bottles in one hand and two in the other hand, what do I have?
Student: A drinking problem. - After retiring from show business, Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in pest control. He's the ex-Terminator.
- Left a review for my pest control company: Con's: The pesticide they used made me go blind
Pro's: Haven't seen a bug all year - My friend always introduces his job to girls at bar as : "I hunt bloodsucking vampires for a living." He works at pest control.
- What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest.
- I won't be posting any jokes over the next few days. I've got to revise for a practical exam in pest control. I'll probably be up all night swatting.
- A headline writer tells a joke. "Why Buddhist god so ornery?" Because Buddha, pest, Hungary.
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Pest One Liners
Which pest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pest? I can suggest the ones about pillar and pies.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator.
- What do you call a rat that has reached enlightenment? A Buddha-Pest
- If Sarah Connor needed pest control... She can call an Ex-Terminator
- What do you call a hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest.
- What do you call a genetically altered picnic pest that can't speak? A mute ant
- Why is Arnold Schwarznegger not afraid of pests? Because he's an exterminator.
- What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest
- What did the Priest say to the pest control people? Let's spray.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator.
- What do you call him when Arnold Schwarzenegger does pest control? Ex-Terminator
- What do you call a pest from the moon? A luna-tick.
- What do you call a country full of annoying Buddhists? *Buddha*pest
- What pest extermination company is funded by the government? The police.
- pest toast please ignore
- Arnold Schwarzenegger recently took a job in pest control... He'll be the ex-terminator.
Pest Control Jokes
Here is a list of funny pest control jokes and even better pest control puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company. He became an exterminator.
- If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile.
- What are Ant-Man and the Wasp scared the most? Pest controllers.
- Don't invite pest control people to your party They're all huge buzzkills
Hilarious Pest Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about pest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bugs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pest pranks.
Pest Control
There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.
Me: every n**... person I see turns me on
Someone walking into the conversation: w**...?
Me: what am I?
That person: a s**... pest?!
Me: wrong! A shower!
I'm always pestering women, I've asked the same girl out 3 times
She said yes each time, I just had to be sure
This Hungarian guy won't stop asking me for n**....
What a b**... pest.
A guy with some cockroach-infested bread, an aptitude for puns, and a propensity for spoonerisms walks into a bar.
"I have the pest buns," he says to the barman.
I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies.
s**... idiot s**... in my hand.
A man had a pest problem of crows nesting in his yard...
He asked his neighbor if he could just shoot the bird.
"No, it is a federal crime to kill a crow."
"Well this is a whole bunch of crows!"
"That's a m**...!"
I was once pestered in a haunted, abandoned chicken factory once...
Pretty sure it was a poultrygeist.
Minding my own business in Hungary and I was confronted by an annoying preaching Tibetan Monk.
He was a Buddha Pest.
