Pest Control Jokes
22 pest control jokes and hilarious pest control puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pest control that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pest Control Short Jokes
Short pest control jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pest control humour may include short bug spray jokes also.
- Left a review for my pest control company: Con's: The pesticide they used made me go blind
Pro's: Haven't seen a bug all year - My friend always introduces his job to girls at bar as : "I hunt bloodsucking vampires for a living." He works at pest control.
- I won't be posting any jokes over the next few days. I've got to revise for a practical exam in pest control. I'll probably be up all night swatting.
- The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company. He became an exterminator.
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Pest Control One Liners
Which pest control one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pest control? I can suggest the ones about pest and bed bugs.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator.
- If Sarah Connor needed pest control... She can call an Ex-Terminator
- What did the Priest say to the pest control people? Let's spray.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger recently took a job in pest control... He'll be the ex-terminator.
- If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile.
- What are Ant-Man and the Wasp scared the most? Pest controllers.
- Don't invite pest control people to your party They're all huge buzzkills
Playful Pest Control Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about pest control you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bugs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pest control pranks.
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Pest Control
There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.
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A women is cheating on her husband we she hears him returning. "Quick hide!"
The man desperately darted around the room looking for somewhere to hide. Before he could find a good hiding space it was too late, the husband was already making his way up the staircase. Losing all hope the man hid in the bathroom. As soon as the husband arrived in the room he told his wife he going to have a shower, before she could stop him he had swung open the bathroom door, exposing the cheater. He was looking all over the room up, and down. "Who are you?!" asked the husband. "Pest Control", replied the man. "Pest control?!" "for what pests?" "Moths", replied the man. "Then why are you n**...?" The n**... man patted himself up and down, starred back and said "the b**...!"
Joe wakes up to a noise on the roof...
...so he goes outside and sees that a bear has climbed up on top of his house. Joe runs inside and calls the first pest control number he sees in the phone book. The man on the other end says that he can remove the bear no problem and will be there shortly. 30 minutes later the man pulls up in a truck. Joe watches the man unload a big cage, a ladder, a shovel, a shotgun, and the biggest German Shepard Joe has ever seen. He asks the man what his plan is to get the bear off the roof. The man says that he will climb up the ladder and using the shovel will scare the bear off the roof. When the bear hits the ground the dog will grab it by the nuts and drag him into the cage. Joe says "that sounds like quite the plan but what is the gun for". The man says "if the bear knocks me off the roof then shoot the f!@#ing dog"
A small church became infested with rabbits...
A small church became infested with rabbits. Pest control professionals were called as soon as the problem was discovered, but nothing could stop the rabbits from overtaking first the basement, then the grounds, then the kitchen and offices, and finally the meeting hall. Realizing that nothing could be done, the leaders and the congregation tried to go on as usual, but the smell of rabbit droppings was overpowering even after thorough cleanings. Worse, inevitably a rabbit would be accidentally harmed or killed during the service, which would always lead to many children bursting into tears.
Finally, a solution was discovered. Sprinkling holy water throughout the building, they baptized the rabbits in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Now they only see the rabbits on Christmas and Easter.
