Pessimism Jokes
5 pessimism jokes and hilarious pessimism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pessimism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a lighthearted look at pessimism with these jokes! From nihilism to blower, find jokes that poke fun at the eternal optimist and offer a unique glimpse into the world of a pessimist. Get ready to have a good laugh with these pessimism jokes!
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The difference perspective has on optimism and pessimism
After downing half of his glass of milk, my ten year old son declared, "*I am an optimist: 'The glass is half empty!'*..."
"*Looking at the glass as half empty is a sign of pessimism son,*" I said.
He smiled and corrected me: "*Not if you don't like what's in it!*"
Hello and welcome to Pessimism club.
Don't expect much, and you'll still be greatly disappointed.
Here's how pessimism works.
It never works.
My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism…
she wouldn't fancy her chances.
Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name...
And I don't care for it.
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