Peru Jokes

Funniest Peru Short Jokes

Short peru jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peru humour may include short amazon jokes also.

1. Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere Me: well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Peru 98
   Really
   Me: No
2. Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru
   who dreamed he was eating his shoe
   he woke with a fright
   in the middle of the night
   to find that his dream had come true.
3. Limerick There was an old man
   From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
   Look'd like haiku. He
   Said with a laugh, "I
   Cut them in half, the pay is
   Much better for two."
   
4. What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!
5. A very bad pun. Me: What is the best South American country?
   Joke consumer: Brazil
   Me: Let me Peru-ve you wrong.
6. Asia asked Peru if they wanted to have a child. Peru replied "I'm sorry, I can't. I'm in continent."
7. (OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper? Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.
8. What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
   Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.

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Peru One Liners

Which peru one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peru? I can suggest the ones about alpaca and championship.

1. There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few.
2. Why hasn't Peru adopted LED lights yet? Because they are proud of their incan descent.
3. Ornithologists in Peru have discovered that owls hunt there in pairs They're Inca hoots.
4. Why are Pokemon considered manly in Peru? It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
5. I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
6. Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru? She is such a llama queen.
7. There was once a man from Peru Haha, I got you!
8. Peru is in Europe eURoPE

Cheeky Peru Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about peru you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fright jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peru pranks.