Persons Jokes

What are some Persons jokes?

My 5 y/o cousins joke :)

Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Him: It's the chicken!

I fell right into the little tackers trap!

I have a 50% chance to get laid tonight.

I mean, if 1 out of 2 persons wants it, that's 50%, right?

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician... sitting at a café watching the building across the road. They see one person entering the main door, and soon after, two persons leaving the building.

"Ah! They must have reproduced in there!" says the biologist.

"Nah, there must have been some error in our first measurement" says the physicist.

"If one person enters now", says the mathematician, "the building will be empty!".

Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?

A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.

Policeman stops priest on the bike...

Policeman: Hello father. Your light isn't working. That will be 20$.
Priest: Don't worry mister, i'm not in danger. Jesus is always with me.
Policeman: Sorry father. Then the fine is 40$ because two persons are not allowed to ride a bike.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons?

Trans fats.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

So a Biologist, Physicist, and Mathematician are asked to observe a phenomena.

A Biologist, Physicist, and Mathematician are asked to observe a phenomena. The sit down in front of a door, they inspect the room on the other side and conclude that there is no exit other than the entrance. They then watch as one person enters the room, and then later, two persons exit.

The Biologist, puzzled at first, concludes that the only rational conclusion is the person reproduced.

The Physicist, first assuming there was no error in observation, states that there must be some new physics inside the room.

The Mathematician in deep thought says, "I don't know, but if we have another person enter the room, it should be empty!"

A Mathematician, a Biologist, and a Physicist...

are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate.".
The Biologist: "They have reproduced".
The Mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."

How do you call doctors that change a persons gender

Trans formers

What's a gothic persons blood made of?


How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape.

reflection on human being

in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those

Dear Optimistic and pessimistic persons,

While you were arguing weather the glass was half full or half empty, I drank it.

Yours truly:
The Opportunist.

There are 10 types of persons in this world...

...those who understand binary and those who don't.

Yo Mama Jokes

Every "Yo Mama" joke has been used a thousand times by a thousand persons.

Just like Yo Mama.

Fat persons three favorite countries!??

Turkey, Hungary, & Greece :D

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Did you know it's possible to change a persons blood type?

A negative person just needs to be positive.

What do you call a poor persons utensils?


What's an old persons underwear taste like?


How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

My credit card is like a fat persons scale

It's maxed out

Did you hear about that antisocial persons meeting?

No one showed up.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

Two guys were sitting in a bar

One said to another : "I slept with your mom last night".

The whole bar was waiting for other persons response.

Then he says "Let's go home dad. You're drunk".

You know why doctors often prescribe illutation to older persons ?

So they get a foretaste of the earth.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

A Following Person

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office."

"I wonder why," the teacher mused.

"Because he's a following person," Alice replied.

"A what?" the teacher asked.

"It came over the loudspeaker: 'The following persons are to go to the office.'"

What's a gay persons least favorite food?


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