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What do you call a person who has flu but does not isolate themselves and is very active on social media?
Influen(zer)
What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity?
Cryaking.
I'm sorry.
IHOP and IHOB both sound like Apple products
for an active person and a chef.
A koala wakes up next to a p**......
Without a sound he gets up, makes his way to the door and begins to open it when the p**... wakes up and sees him.
"Hey, where do you think youre going?" the p**... asks? She pulls out a dictionary and shows him the definition of p**.... It says, "a person, in particular a woman, who engages in s**... activity for payment."
He says in response, "Look up the definition of koala."
She finds it and begins to read. "a bearlike arboreal Australian marsupial that has thick gray fur and eats shoots and leaves."
The p**... and the gorilla
A p**... is standing on a corner when a gorilla walks up to her. He grunts and gestures to an alley nearby. Business has been slow lately so she figures what the heck. As soon as they have some privacy the gorilla removes the p**...'s skirt and starts performing o**... s**... on her.
The gorilla finishes, stands up, and starts walking away. The p**... says: "Hey! Where are you going? You need to pay me!"
The gorilla just stands there looking confused.
She pulls out her phone and Googles "p**..." and shows him.
>a person, typically a woman, who engages in s**... activity for payment.
He takes the phone from her and Googles "gorilla" and hands it back to her.
>a powerfully built great ape with a large head and short neck, found in the forests of central Africa. It is the largest living primate. Eats bushes and leaves.
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