Personnel Jokes
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Short personnel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The personnel humour may include short personal jokes also.
- China has now banned any military personnel to use apple watches due to security reasons. One soldier says with tears in his eyes but but my daughter made it for me .
- Thinking of changing my name to Authorized Personnel Imagine the places I could go with a name like that.
- TIL that it's not politically correct to say someone is gay... The preferred term is "Navy enlisted personnel."
- Why didn't the POTUS go golfing during the shutdown, since only essential personnel are needed? Does anyone know the answer?
- I've written a script for a film about an action hero who works in accounts. The sequels going to be set in a different department.
This time it's personnel. - TIL military personnel are less likely to get acid reflux Probably because they all have to go through basic training.
- What do you call the trained medical personnel who draws blood at the hospital? Nurse Feratu
- "Show me your's and I'll show you mine"... She proceed's to take off her clothes... ...I proceed to show her my WW2 cr38 anti-personnel mine.
- There are 280 Navy personnel on a destroyer when they leave for a cruise. Not a single one comes back.... ...just 140 couples.
- My response any time my boss tells me they need people to help cover shifts this week: That sounds like a personnel problem.
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Personnel One Liners
Which personnel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with personnel? I can suggest the ones about individual and personal injury.
- One class D personnel from SCP foundation walks into a bar. \[DATA EXPUNGED\]
- How many US Army personnel does it take to change a lightbulb? [CLASSIFIED]
- HR The Movie: Now it's personnel. More of a non sequitur really
- What do law enforcement personnel sing during Christmas? Police navidad
- What did the personnel of the amputee convention feel? Shorthanded
- Oh, you were s**... harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem.
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What funny jokes about personnel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean personal information jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make personnel pranks.
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine
He inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Hair Fragrance
Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's s**... threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
Mujibar get a job in India
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have to show you are proficient in the English language. Please make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar responded, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and say, Yellow! This is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.
Loving Wife
Wife: \* in the hotel room on the hotel's intercom talking with the receptionist\* Hello? Please send maintenance personnel! My husbands about to jump off the window!
Receptionist: Ma'am, why do you need the maintenance personnel? We can send our security staff instead.
Wife: I need maintenance staff because he can't open the window!
Had that been US Navy personnel stopping the t**... on the train...
...there would have been s**... all over him.
What did the general say when he didn't have enough troops?
Sounds like a personnel problem.
I've always preferred management over human resources
I guess that's just a personnel preference
What did the lead singer of Depeche Mode say to the son of God when he asked for his own army?
Your own personnel, Jesus.
Uniformed personnel walk a fine line between being ignorant and being out of shape.
Add a letter and they're uninformed. Take one away and they're unformed.
My boss asked me to fill in for someone else but I don't see why I should
It sounds like a personnel problem to me
My boss got upset with me when I put in my resignation notice
But that just seems like a personnel problem to me.
