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- What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
- My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
- I never thought I'd be the type of person to wake up at 5 in the morning to exercise. I was right.
- Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality
- You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one.
- What do you call person that stands behind you when your typing on your laptop? A character witness
- I didn't think i was the type of person that only liked expensive food... Then I moved out and saw that all food was expensive food
- There are two types of jokes: 1) Those which are original rather than copied word-for-word from a better person.
1) Those which are original rather than copied word-for-word from a better person. - There is 1 type of person in the world 0. Those that program
1. Those that don't
2. NullPointerException - Just received an e.mail stating $50 dollars to see Cardi B. live. I'm probably not the right person to spam for these types of ransoms.
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Personality Types One Liners
Which personality types one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with personality types? I can suggest the ones about personality disorder and there are two types of people.
- What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.
- What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
- Some people have a Type-A personality I tend to have a Type-O persnraltiy
- What's Jesus' Myers-Briggs personality type? INRI
- What's an Amish person's favourite type of raisin? barn raisin'
- What's a blind person's favorite type of joke? Dark.
- What type of person doesn't like Pizza? A WeirDOUGH.
- My father is a very down to earth type person Buried 6 feet deep
- What is your least favorite type of race? Me personally I don't like marathons
- A celebrity from the capital of Taiwan would be a Type-A Personality
- What type of blood do you give to a pessimistic person? B Positive
- What's a handicapped person's least favorite type of Comedy? Stand up.
- What's the most common personality in Taipei? Type A
- There's only one type of person... Honest folk and liars.
- What type of person is the best at bodybuilding? Pregnant women
Howlingly Hilarious Personality Types Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about personality types you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean multiple personality jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make personality types pranks.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.
Did you know it's possible to change a persons blood type?
A negative person just needs to be positive.
Before and After Matrimony
(Before Matrimony)
1) Him: Yes! Finally! The wait was real hard!
2) Her: Do you want to leave me?
3) Him: No, don't even think it.
4) Her: Do you love me?
5) Him: Of course
6) Her: Have you cheated on me?
7) Him: Noo! How dare you ask me that?
8) Her: Would you kiss me?
9) Him: On every opportunity I have
10)Her: Would you hit me?
11)Him: Are you crazy! Not that type of person
12)Her: Can I count on you?
13)Him: Yes
14)Her: My Love! (After Matrimony: Now Read From 14 to 1)
What type of video games do cops play?
Innocent Person Shooters
What did the martian say when he was asked his personality type?
IMET
Just some lame jokes!!
How do people at NASA organize a party??
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They Plan-et!! bad i know! But you read the title..right?
Here's another...
Whats the type of music mummies listen to?
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W-Rap
How bored are you that you're actually even reading these!!
One more...
How did I get out of Iraq??
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I-Ran...
I personally like this one a lot... And you're still here.. so i assume you liked it too... :D
Last one.. okay??
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop??
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You'll find the answer in the comments hopefully.. :P
A guy was barely sitting down in the toilet when
he heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you? '
Not being the type to start a conversation in the restroom, he answered, somewhat embarrassed, ' Doin ' just fine! '
And the other person says:
' So what are you up to? '
What kind of question is that? At that point, he was thinking this is too bizarre so he said: ' Uhhh, I ' m like you, just sitting here. '
At this point he was just trying to get out as fast as he could when he heard another question: ' Can I come over? '
Ok, the question was just too weird and he figured he could politely end the conversation by saying: 'No........I ' m a little busy right now!!! '
Then the person said, nervously:
'Listen, I ' ll have to call you back. There ' s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!! '...
This could happen to you.
This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know
what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be
polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who
keeps answering all my questions."
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician...
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are all eating on the patio of a restaurant. Across the street, they see two people walk into a building, and a few moments later three people walk out.
The biologist says, "Oh, they must have reproduced."
The physicist remarks, "There must have been some type of statistical error."
All are quiet for a long while before the mathematician says, "You know, if one more person walks into that building it will be empty."
There is one type of person in this world...
The type who half understands statistics.
There are only 10 types of persons in the world
Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3.
What type of movie does a blind person watch?
Black and black movies.
As a person with a speech impediment, I enjoy telling online jokes
They're more of my type.
There are several types of vests designed to protect a person...
There's Life Vests - designed to protect a person from drowning.
There's Bullet Proof Vests - designed to protect a person from bullets.
There's High Visibility Safety Vests - designed to protect a person from getting hit while near traffic.
There's Leather Vests - designed to protect a person from road rash when laying down their motorcycle.
And there's Sweater Vests - designed to protect a person from women.
I never thought my wife would be the type of person to attack me with a stun gun.
I was shocked.
I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with"
Standup 1 liner throwin out there
What is a morbidly obese persons favorite type of shot?
A shot of insulin
I dont judge people on race, but how they identify themselves and type of person they are....
I dont care, you can call me a typist all you want.
A young couple before and after marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Man - Oh yes, i can't wait!
Woman - Will you ever leave me?
Man - No, don't even think about it.
Woman - Do you love me?
Man - Of course.
Woman - Have you ever cheated on me?
Man - No! How could you think that i would do something like that?
Woman - Will you kiss me?
Man - Every time i get the chance.
Woman - Will you beat me?
Man - Are you insane, i 'm not that type of a person...
Woman - Can i trust you?
Man - Yes.
Woman - Oh dear...
AFTER MARRIAGE:
Just read "BEFORE MARRIAGE" from the bottom to the top.
What type of parachute did the depressed person bought?
The cheaper one, because the cheaper it is, the more likely it is to last a lifetime.
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The colonel rides again...
There was a knock on the door and the colonel opened it to see a young woman standing there. I don't know if you remember me colonel ... . Course I do gel, you're from the village, Jenkins' daughter, went off to university, well done, what can I do for you ? Well, I'm in my last year now, studying psychology you know, and I'm doing a paper on s**... in pensioners and I wondered if I could ask you some personal questions ? Course you can gel, nothing shocks me, old army type and all, ask away . Excellent, may I ask you when you last made love ? Mmmmm .. that would be 1945 . Oh colonel you have shocked ME, such a long time ago ! Don't see why gel, it's only 2100 now !
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Kevin Bridges bus stop joke
I am a bus stop, ready on a bus, whilst a pleasant madman confirmed up.
He changed into throughout the road. He shouted “Hoi u, Hoi u,…, Ai u ”.
Now whilst u are at a bus stop, at midnight, and a person instigates a communication with
“Hoi u, Hoi u,…, Ai u ”,…, you type a,…,s**... yourself!
You try to preserve your head down. Then the fellow shouts: “Oi fats boy!”.
I’m status there, searching at the two different human beings on the bus stop. I’m looking to discern out their BMI!
But beside me had been those 2 thin pensioner types.
I wager this one’s for me!
And the fellow said: “Fat boy. Give me a quid,…,or you’re getting stabbed!”
And I thought,…,a quid ? That is,…,pretty reasonable! Panic over!
I mean, I’ve by no means been stabbed, however I can believe it being really inconvenient.
You’d be blanketed in blood, need to visit the hospital, and be b**... and emotionally traumatized.
And here,…,we’ve were given a gentleman,…,providing me the threat to skip this sort of horrendous ordeal,…,
In this contemporary economic climate,…, for a trifling pound!
Now I’m a s**... for a bargain!