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166 personality jokes and hilarious personality puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about personality that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for some personality-focused jokes to lighten the mood? From accountant-personality jokes to multiple personality jokes, we've got a great selection of jokes that focus on different personality types. Explore the different lenses of boring, dry, magnetic, introverted, extroverted, intj and borderline personalities, and have some laughs!

Best Short Personality Jokes

Short personality jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The personality humour may include short attitude jokes also.

  1. What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
  2. I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions Like, "who's blood is this", and "where did you get it?"
  3. I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
  4. Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive? I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again...
  5. Today one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
  6. How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask? Ask them who won the election.
  7. The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels Now you know who the best people are
  8. TIL Albert Einstein was a real person. I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.
  9. Breaking News Trump's personal library just burned down The fire consumed both books and he hasn't even finished coloring the second one
  10. What's the best Chuck Norris joke you've ever heard? My personal favorite is: chuck norris was once bitten by a cobra snake. After 3 long days of suffering, the snake died

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Personality joke, What's the best Chuck Norris joke you've ever heard?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about personality can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of personality puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Personality One Liners

Which personality one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with personality? I can suggest the ones about psychology and lifestyle.

  1. When cops arrest a clinically insane person... ...are they busting a nut?
  2. What is a a bisexual person doing when they're not dating anybody? They're on standbi
  3. To the person who hacked my account I will find you, and I will kill you.
  4. What do you call a person who saw an apple store getting robed? An iWitness.
  5. I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person.
  6. What do you call a fake Sudanese person? … a *pseudonese*
  7. Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut
  8. How do you confuse a gay person? Seven
  9. I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person.
  10. "I have a split personality." ...said Tom, being frank.
  11. What do you call a person without a son? Per
  12. how do you starve a black person? the same way you would a white person.... you racist.
  13. Never try to hi-five Logan Paul You won't be the first person he's left hanging.
  14. Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means one person enjoys it
  15. What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.

Multiple Personality Jokes

Here is a list of funny multiple personality jokes and even better multiple personality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Hi I'm Bob I'll be frank with you,
    I have multiple personality disorder
  • My psychiatrist diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder... And now she's on the news, apparently she was murdered by one of her patients, wonder if I ever saw him
  • My therapist told me I have multiple personalities... Now she charges me a group rate.
  • Just found out I have multiple personality disorder I gotta tell the other guys
  • My friends always tell me I'm a real people person... But my psychiatrist prefers the term 'multiple personality disorder.'
  • If someone trusts you enough to sleep next to you multiple times, That makes you a re-lie-able person .
  • My roommate is spreading rumours that I have multiple personality disorder. Well, three can play that game!
  • My therapist just diagnosed me as a people's person… ..but he insists it's called multiple personality disorder.
  • Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen.
  • What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds.

Personality Types Jokes

Here is a list of funny personality types jokes and even better personality types puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
  • My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
  • Some people have a Type-A personality I tend to have a Type-O persnraltiy
  • What's your favorite asian stereo type? Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.
  • What's Jesus' Myers-Briggs personality type? INRI
  • What's an Amish person's favourite type of raisin? Barn raisin'
  • I never thought I'd be the type of person to wake up at 5 in the morning to exercise. I was right.
  • What's a blind person's favorite type of joke? Dark.
  • What type of person doesn't like Pizza? A WeirDOUGH.
  • My father is a very down to earth type person Buried 6 feet deep

Personality Disorder Jokes

Here is a list of funny personality disorder jokes and even better personality disorder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My doctor says I have narcissistic personality disorder But that's impossible, as the smartest man alive I think I would have noticed.
  • I was diagnosed with Narcissictic Personality Disorder... ....or as I call it, Handsome Disease.
  • My brain made a vote today Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder.
  • I had split personality disorder... Now we are cured.
  • My therapist told me I have narcissistic personality disorder... I think he's just jealous of me
  • My doctor says I have antisocial personality disorder. At least, I think that's what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.
  • I tried to start a therapy group for people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder They've assured me it's me who needs the group and I'm getting enrolled next week. I'm so grateful for their help
  • If a person with split personality disorder falls in love with someone Do they refer to them as their better third?
  • What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable.
  • My doctor recently diagnosed me with a personality disorder No he didn't.

Split Personality Jokes

Here is a list of funny split personality jokes and even better split personality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Went to the psychiatrist today… She told me I have a split personality and charged me $150.
    I gave her $75, and told her she can get the rest from the other idiot!
  • I went to a psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $160 I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot.
  • "I think I have split personalities", ......Said Steve, being frank.
  • I said to my personal trainer, Can you teach me how to do the splits? He replied, How flexible are you? I said I can't do Tuesdays.
  • I have a split personality No he doesn't
  • Some people think I have a split personality. To them I say: "No, he doesn't."
  • I don't suffer from split-personality... ...and neither do I
  • "You have split personality!" "No, I don't have, the other guy has!"
  • I have a split personality... Person: I have a split personality...
    Listener: And?
    Person: Why are you staring at me like this?
  • For a second I thought I had a split personality... But then I was able to convince him he didn't.

Accountant Personality Jokes

Here is a list of funny accountant personality jokes and even better accountant personality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • To the person who hacked into my account, I will find you.
  • To the person who stole my Microsoft Office Account... I will find you. You have my word.
  • To the person who hacked my gmail account What's my password?
  • After many years as an accountant, I was asked to take a personality test. The results came back negative.
  • What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality.
  • What do you call someone without enough personality to be an accountant? An auditor
  • The reason the bank account of I, a trans person, is empty. Every action I make is a transaction.
  • My work offered to fund my retirement account in soup exclusively... ...I'm the first person to have a Broth IRA.
  • What's the most important personality trait for a mathematician? Accountability.
  • To the person who hacked my Facebook account. It's totally fine if you can get my total number of friends up to 10.
Personality joke, To the person who hacked my Facebook account.

Unearthly Funniest Personality Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about personality you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean character jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make personality prank.

Personally, I don't believe in bros before h**..., or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will.

When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a c**... if I ever had s**....

He said, Any person willing to have s**... with you will sleep with almost anyone else.

Statistics show that the average person has s**... 89 times a year

Today's going to be great!

I walked in on my girlfriend having s**... with her personal trainer

Me: "Ok, this isn't working out"

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...

‎...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

A man is sitting at home and a police officer knocks on his door.

The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies, "Yes I am."
He then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife. "Sure hold on a second."
The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."
The man says, "I know, but she has a good personality and is an excellent cook."

Layoffs

The boss has to lay off one person from his department and he's narrowed the choice down to Ann or Jack. First he invites Ann in.
The boss says "I have a problem, I have to lay you or j**..."
"You better j**..., I've got a headache"

After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,

The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.

Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did not!"

What's a gay man's favorite planet?

Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.

Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

DIVORCED & DRUNK

A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Stats show the average person has s**... 89 times per year

Looks like I'm in store for a wild December

Today I was offered s**... by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the s**... I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as Ajax, the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

My joke was removed for comparing Trump to h**...

Apparently it's against the rules to make personal attacks on someone even after they've been dead for over 70 years.

I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer

Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice

I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill...

They can finally legally own a black person again.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf h**..., 1945

TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.'

The poor bartender was crushed to death.

Teacher: You have the same mistakes as the person next to you, how could that happen?

Me: We have the same teacher.

Im sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world

Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world

Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person.

I was also fired from my job as a bus driver, no justice for the kind hearted in this world.

"Remember, son, a smart person always has doubts about something. Only a total idiot can be 100% sure about everything."

"Dad, are you sure?"
"Absolutely."

My friend told me I make him feel uncomfortable because I violate his personal space...

It was a very hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Did you hear the news that Trump's personal library burnt down?

Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed.
Do you know the what the real tragedy is?
He didn't even finish colouring the second one.

A person with an art degree walks into a bar.

They then head behind the counter and start serving drinks.

A man called the hotel manager...

He said "Come up quickly, I fought with my wife and now she wants to throw herself out the window!". The manager replied "Sir this is a personal matter and we can't get involved. I can call sec..." The man interrupted "No! This is a maintenance issue. The window won't open!".

My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during WW2

He was the s**... mechanic the luftwaffe had.

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time Mr. Jeffries?"

Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

A physicist sees a person on the top of a very tall building.

"Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Officer: I'm sorry to say this sir, but it looks like your girlfriend has been hit by a truck.

Man: Yeah but she's got a great personality

My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes t**... in her yard.

Personally I'm on the fence.

Studies show that prostitutes have higher levels of oxytocin than the average person.

Oxytocin is known to increase e**... vocalizations during s**.... Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.
It's a very powerful w**...-moan.

Today my son threw a quarter in the well at the mall and said "I wish my dad was dead." And because of his attitide we went home without buying anything.

When we got to our house we saw an ambulance and the coroner at Jim's house, apparently he had a freak heart attack about thirty minutes before hand, it was odd because he was a personal trainer and in great shape, my wife seemed real upset by his passing. Though it was strange because I've never even seen them speak to eachother.

"This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.

"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."
The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.
"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.

A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam.

Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!
A smart-a**... guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly.
Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

4 people are on a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes.

The first person the grab a parachute is Brad Pitt and as he reachs for the door he says, "My family and my fans need me surely you will understand.", off he goes.
The next person to grab one is Donald Trump:
"Im the most intellegent president this nation ever saw i will do great things to this country" and he jumps out.
Left in the plane is an old man and a young school boy.
"Go on take the last one", the old man said, "I lived a long and fulfilled life." Hearing that the school boy answered calmly, "Don't worry, we'll both be okay. Our most intelligent President yet just took my backpack."

If you could exterminate any race what would you pick?

Personally, I'd get rid of the 800m. It's too long to be considered a sprint and not long enough to really be long distance.

As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt...

1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
2.) They LOVE chocolate.

My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes n**... in her backyard.

Personally I'm on the fence.

As an American, I see a lot of jokes here saying that America is the dumbest country.

It's ridiculous and unfair.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country.

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."
Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.
"Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily.
"Me!" piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
Oh, I understand, I said. A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. No. said the director, A normal person would pull the plug, Do you want a bed near the window?

A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket.

You're LGBT, right? I asked.
You forgot about the 'Q', they replied bluntly.
No, I said, you did.

A college professor reminds her class of the next day's final exam saying, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever"

A guy sitting at the back asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he were two different people.

One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.
Ah, he said, That's my altar ego.

The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.

The Pope says to Trump, Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!
Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!
So the Pope slapped him.

A mob dragged a man into a police station for running over 11 people, while shouting "Monster!" "m**...!" "Killer! ".

The policeman dispersed the crowd and began to interrogate the suspect.
The policeman : Tell me what happened.
The suspect : Sir I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to either c**... the car into a group of 10 people or to swerve into the direction of a single person. Am I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person?
Policeman : No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision to make. But tell me how did you end up killing 11 people?
Suspect : Well that a**... ran towards the other 10.

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck...

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"
"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a driver's license."
"Oh, Ignore him.", his wife said, "He always speaks nonsense when he's drunk."
"I KNEW IT!", his father bellowed from the backseat, "I KNEW WE WON'T GET FAR IN A STOLEN CAR."
Then came the voice from the trunk, "Are we over the border yet?"

I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.

I just handed in my too weak notice.

They currently think the person who ruined the Tour de France might have been German.

Well, she did try to take down a whole race...

An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, Doctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.

The doctor paused and said, There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot.
But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake.
When he encountered a bear, he still didn't realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear.
The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!
The old man said, That's s**...! The bullet must have been shot by another person.
That's exactly right, said the doctor.

THE BATHTUB TEST: During a visit to my doctors I asked him . . .

"How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well" he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I understand" I said "Because a normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger then the spoon or the teacup"
"No" he said "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

An assassin is running towards Trump

His personal bodyguard sees him and shouts Mickey Mouse . This startles the assassin and he runs off in the other direction.
Trump turns to his bodyguard and says Thank you, but why did you yell Mickey Mouse The bodyguard replies Sorry Sir, I meant to say Donald, Duck.

Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail.

They find three parachutes.
Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, The world needs a great person like me!
Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, I need to help make choices for our world , so he jumps off the plane. 
At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. 
The Pope says to the boy, take the last parachute, I am too old and I'm going to die soon one day.  
Actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.

I only recently found out that Albert Einstein was a real person..

All this time I thought he was only a theoretical physicist

A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.
Well, it's a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York s**... dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.
The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying
Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.
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Shout out to my dad for telling me this joke dozens of times throughout my life. It never fails to get a laugh outta a new crowd. Thanks Joe, you da best.

A man asked a widow if he could say a word at her husbands f**.... She said "Certainly."

He stood up and said "Plethora" , and the woman said "Thanks, that means a lot."
And another man stood up and said, "Bargain" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means a great deal." 
Yet another stood up and said, "Earth" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means the world."
Yet another stood up and said, "Infinity" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means more than you can imagine."
Yet another stood up and said, "Being Alive" and the woman said, "Thanks, my husband would have loved that."
Another person simply held up a sprig of mentha spicata, and the widow said, "Thanks, that's a lovely scent of mint."

Personality joke, A man asked a widow if he could say a word at her husbands f**.... She said "Certainly."

jokes about personality

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