Personal Hygiene Jokes
4 personal hygiene jokes and hilarious personal hygiene puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about personal hygiene that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Personal Hygiene Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good personal hygiene joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do rocks use for personal hygiene?
Geoderant!
What is the one personal hygiene thing ghosts have to deal with?
Booooogers
What do you call an unemployed person Who likes hygiene?
A NEET freak.
A millionaire is looking for a housekeeper.
Three people showed up for the job. He wants to make sure they have good personal hygiene during work, so he put a camera in his big restroom monitoring the sink and see if they wash their hands after going to the restroom.
The first one finishes, doesn't wash his hands and walked out, the millionaire fires him.
The second one finishes, also doesn't wash his hands, he is fired as well.
The last guy, however, washed his hands before coming out. The owner is delighted, he asked him: " The previous two didn't washed their hands after going to the restroom, why did you wash them?"
The guy replies: "Because the toilet paper ran out".
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