Persian Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do you call a Persian lesbian?

A flying carpet muncher.

I'm so sorry.

The leaders of the Big Three after the conference in Yalta

After WW2 in 1945 the leaders of the Big Three(USA, UK and the Soviet Union) respectively Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin met in Yalta for a conference to decide the fate of the world.

After the conference they wanted to have some fun. They decided to try and make the Persian cat in the residence to eat mustard.

Churchill started first. He took a silver spoon with some mustard and tried his best to feed the cat but failed.

-You british people don't understand, it should be done with democracy - said Roosevelt.

He took some chicken and put some mustard on it. The cat sniffed for a moment but walked away with no interest in the food he offered.

Without any hesitation Stalin took the cat and started to spread mustard on the fluffy tail. The cat started meowing loudly and lickΠ΅d the tail to wash out the mustard. Meowed and licked, meowed and licked... Then Stalin said wisely:

-That's how we do everything in our country, voluntarily and with a song.

"Persian sonic, why are you tired?"


After spending 90 days in the Persian Gulf, a sailor goes to complain to his master chief.

"Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world." The master chief replies, "Sailor, the Earth is 75 percent water. The navy showed you that, if you want to see the other 25 percent, join the army."ο»Ώ

Dad, am I more black or more Persian?

Dad: Why do you ask?

Son: There a kid at school selling his bike. Should I bargain or should I steal the bike?.

I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant

He said the pita was second to naan.

Did you hear about the suicide bomber

Who refused to blow up in front of a crowd??
They say he was a real people Persian

Why did the Persians invade ancient Greece?

They were looking for weapons of math destruction.

I'll see myself out.

What is a Persian person's favourite dog breed?


What does a Persian president say when he sees protestors?

I came, I saw, I ran.

Why did the Arab get kicked out of the Persian bookstore?

He couldn't pe.

Hey bros, what do you call a Persian king?

A shah, dude!

Persian joke

Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese.

....Ω‡Ω…Ω‡ Ϊ†ΩŠΨ² means "every thing".
(first timer here, be gentle)

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

I'm Persian.

Yes I drove my flying magic carpet up here you racist jerks.

When is the only time you can spit on a Persian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire

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