Persian Jokes
36 persian jokes and hilarious persian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about persian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. We've covered all the best persian turkish jokes, persian mom jokes, persian cat jokes.
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Funniest Persian Short Jokes
Short persian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The persian humour may include short cats jokes also.
- Another crudely translated Persian joke A Persian man asks a Turkish man "who do you like more, your mom or your dad?" to which the Turkish man replies "your mom!"
- [Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common? Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
- The donkey once asked the Persian horse: "Do you play any instruments?" The horse replied: "Ney"
- Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them.
- Did you hear about the bank robbers who got away in Iran last week? The police are investigating several Persians of Interest.
- Why did the Persians invade ancient Greece? They were looking for weapons of math destruction.
I'll see myself out. - Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese.
....همه چيز means "every thing".
(first timer here, be gentle) - Trick Daddy asked Trina for Persian bread, so she brought him some pita. He said, "Girl you don't know naan"
- What do you get if you cross an Old English Sheepdog and a Persian Greyhound? A Pom-Iranian.
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Persian One Liners
Which persian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with persian? I can suggest the ones about ambassador and cuisine.
- This one time a Persian guy tried to fight me Iran
- "Persian sonic, why are you tired?" "Iran."
- I used to have a Persian girlfriend.. But Iran away.
- I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant He said the pita was second to naan.
- What is a Persian person's favourite dog breed? Pomiranian
- What does a Persian president say when he sees protestors? I came, I saw, I ran.
- Hey bros, what do you call a Persian king? A shah, dude!
- My Persian friend and I were having lunch... But something came up and I had Tehran.
- What do you call a Persian and Iraqi dual citizen. Stuck between a rock and I ran.
- Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic.
- Got food poisoning from that persian place down the street... ...I falafel
- What do you call a Persian monarch who doesn't understand the metric system? Miley Cyrus
- What do you call a Persian lesbian? A flying c**....
I'm so sorry. - Why did the Arab get kicked out of the Persian bookstore? He couldn't pe.
- What do you call an Iranian with bulimia A purgin' Persian
Hilarious Fun Persian Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about persian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pita jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make persian pranks.
the joke is originally in persian but i think it works in english too
kid:"hey mom are you adding carrots to that soup?"
mom:"yeah, i know you dont like carrots but dont worry, you wont taste the carrot at all"
kid:"then why do you add carrots?"
mom:"because it makes it tastier"
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The carpet
An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian carpets. She looks around, spots a beautiful carpet, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the carpet she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. Standing behind her is a salesman.
"Good day, ma'am, how may I help you today?"
Flustered, she asks, "Yes, uh, how much does this carpet cost?"
"Madam," he answers, "If you f**... just touching it, you're gonna s**... when you hear the price."
The stereotype of Persians used to be that they're very cheap.
A Persian man's wife died. After the burial he called the newspaper to write the obituary.
Put 'Sarah died' he said
*Sir, you're not paying us by word, it's a flat rate... you can write a whole sentence if you like.*
Put 'Sarah died yesterday'
*Sir, you can add six more words and I'll charge you for a sentence*
Put '86 Mazda for sale, low mileage''
A joke by Mirza Ghalib (renowned Urdu / Persian poet) translated into English
Not sure if the humor is lost in translation but I found it hilarious. Anyway here goes:
I got drunk under the influence of love and told her that she's my Goddess;
I immediately sobered up when she told me that Goddesses are worshipped by many.
After spending 90 days in the Persian Gulf, a sailor goes to complain to his master chief.
"Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world." The master chief replies, "Sailor, the Earth is 75 percent water. The navy showed you that, if you want to see the other 25 percent, join the army."
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Did you hear about the s**... bomber
Who refused to blow up in front of a crowd??
They say he was a real people Persian
