Perseverance Jokes
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I used to live paycheck to paycheck
But now I can happily say that after years of hard work and perseverance; I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
Confession
Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."
The Priest says "is that you Matthew?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What did you get?" Matthew replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work and perseverance
...I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
They say that you should always dress for the job you want and not the job you have, so all week I have been coming into the office dressed as a fireman.
I can't say that the reaction has been positive overall, but I'm going to stick with it, because I think perseverance is a pretty important trait to have if your job is fighting fires.
As a young man just starting out…
… I was very poor.
But, I never gave up. And today, after many years of hard work and perseverance…
… I am old.
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