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A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the Shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I's makin' love to me wife!", the Newfoundlander answers, annoyed.

"Oh! I'm sorry", says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Well, neidder did I, 'til ya shined that light in 'er face!"

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So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod.

Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.

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Watching Whitney Houston's funeral

Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows *not* to watch.

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What did Katy Perry name her cat?

Kitty Purry

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In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism.

Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.

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So Rick Perry drops his presidential bid Today..

I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person...

It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it.

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Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly.

Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'

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What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession?

Friends with Benefits.

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When Perry Mason entered the bar

he was only practicing

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and Summers Eve?

One is a feminine hygiene product, and the other is a disposable douche.

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It's not that I'm praying that Katy Perry has a wardrobe malfunction but...

Let's just say it's another time a Hail Mary is applicable to football.

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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What does a conservative fencer do in the Olympics?

They Rick Perry

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What is a good song for 9/11?

Fireworks by Katy Perry

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A few years ago,

Katy Perry came up to me at a party and whispered, I want you to pound my little asshole.
You're on. I narrowed my eyes, Is he here?

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I'll be coming into some money

When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill

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How is Katy Perry like a cherry?

Both are a little tart.

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Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted?

They're dark comedies.

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Where does Perry the platypus go on vacation?

dubi-dubi-Dubai

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Let's drink beer and listen to Katy Perry.

Said no man, ever.

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There isn't "Katy Perry - The One That Got Away" in germany.

It's in another Reich.

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Katy Perry blew me at half time.

blew me away*

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Katy Perry can dance pretty well!

Compared to giant bobbing beach balls

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If you're watching a black comedy, the leading lady is either Queen Latifah or Tyler Perry.

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Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing?

Skate Perry

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie?

Alex Crossdresser

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What did Katy Perry sing to the surgeon when she went for a sexual reassignment surgery?

Make me hermaphrodite!

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

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How does Perry the pea pod greet his mate Kevin the corn kernel?

Morn'in cob.

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