Perry Jokes

Funniest Perry Short Jokes

Short perry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The perry humour may include short katy perry jokes also.

1. So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.
2. Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch.
3. So rick perry drops his presidential bid Today.. I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.
4. What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession? Friends with Benefits.
5. Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'
6. When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger it's inspiring and motivational But when I have it all of a sudden I'm endangering animals and have a lifetime ban from the zoo
7. A fox and a chihuahua bump into each other The fox says: 'I'm sorry'
   The chihuahua replies: 'Orale, I'm perry'
8. If you're watching a black comedy, the leading lady is either Queen Latifah or Tyler Perry.
9. It's not that I'm praying that Katy Perry has a wardrobe malfunction but... Let's just say it's another time a Hail Mary is applicable to football.
10. I made a terrible mistake the other night by renting a Tyler Perry movie. It was so bad that Blockbuster called me the next day and offered me $20 just to keep it forever.

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Perry One Liners

Which perry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with perry? I can suggest the ones about graham and picket.

1. Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry are stuck on a deserted island, who survives? Texas
2. What did Katy Perry name her cat? Kitty Purry
3. What is piper perri's favorite place to eat? Five guys
4. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
5. Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry
6. When Perry Mason entered the bar he was only practicing
7. Where does Perry the platypus go on vacation? dubi-dubi-Dubai
8. How does Perry the pea pod greet his mate Kevin the corn kernel? Morn'in cob.
9. I'll be coming into some money When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill
10. Katie Perry's halftime show was the only time a Lion will be in the Superbowl!
11. How is Katy Perry like a cherry? Both are a little tart.
12. What is a good song for 9/11? Fireworks by Katy Perry
13. What does a conservative fencer do in the Olympics? They Rick Perry
14. Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted? They're dark comedies.
15. What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son.

Katy Perry Jokes

Here is a list of funny katy perry jokes and even better katy perry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
• What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor.
• Katy Perry blew me at half time. blew me away*
• Let's drink beer and listen to Katy Perry. Said no man, ever.

Rib-Tickling Perry Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about perry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make perry pranks.