The Best 6 Perpendicular Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Perpendicular jokes. There are some perpendicular rektangle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these perpendicular laterally puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Perpendicular Jokes and Puns

A Horse Walks into a Bar...

He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?"

The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, "Y, the long face."

A horse walks into a triangular bar of dimensions X,Y, and Z, where X and Z are perpendicular. He asks the barman where the toilets are.

"Y, the long face."

A horse walks into a bar and says, On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?

The bartender says, Y, the long face.

I'm into perpendicular lines.

I'm a bisectual

Perpendicular in turkish means "dik"

That's why maths is always hard.


A Christian hangs out at some bars

that are perpendicular.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the perpendicular hypotenuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working perpendicular frays piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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