Peroxide Jokes
22 peroxide jokes and hilarious peroxide puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peroxide that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Peroxide Short Jokes
Short peroxide jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peroxide humour may include short monoxide jokes also.
- Two chemists are at a bar. One says, "I'd like some water." The other says "I'd like some Hydrogen Peroxide." The second one died. Of cancer, many years later.
- My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us. Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...
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Peroxide One Liners
Which peroxide one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peroxide? I can suggest the ones about oxygen and hydroxide.
- H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking.
- If H20 is water and H202 is Hydrogen Peroxide, what is H204? Drinking
- Why should you hire hydrogen peroxide as a divorce lawyer? It's a debriding agent.
- Need jokes about hair being on fire... Candle plus peroxide blonf Thank you please!
- What is the legendary chemical? h**...-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)
Howlingly Hilarious Peroxide Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about peroxide you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hydrogen oxygen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peroxide pranks.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says I'll take a glass of H2O. The second says I'll take a glass of H2O too.
*Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water.*
Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says I'll have some H2O. The second one says, I'll have some H2O too.
The bartender pours them both hydrogen peroxide because he's tired of their b**... every day
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too".
The bartender then gives them two glasses of water because he doesn't keep freaking Hydrogen Peroxide on the bar counter.
Two chemists walk into a bar...
The first says the the bartender,
"I'll have some H2O,"
After which the second says
"I'll have some H2O too."
And they both enjoy their water, and get home safely to their families, because the bartender is a nice, reasonable man who would never serve Hydrogen Peroxide to a customer.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O." So the bartender gives him water. The second chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O too." So the bartender also gives him water, because he knows what he meant and had no conceivable reason to be carrying hydrogen peroxide, much less to be giving it as a drink.
A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"
When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink. The first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H2O please." The second scientist says "I'll have H2O too."
The bartender gives them both water because he isn't a m**... and no bar serves hydrogen peroxide anyway.
Two guys walk into a bar
One of them says to the bartender ,"I'll have H2O" . The other guy says, "I'll have H20 too"
They both drink water because the bartender has enough common sense to not serve shots of hydrogen peroxide at a bar
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have your finest aged H2O2.", says the first.
"I'll have the same H2O2, too.", says the second.
The bartender served them both water because he paid attention in chemistry class and understood the decomposition process of hydrogen peroxide.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20." The other says "I'll have H2O too."
The bartender then says "Sorry, sir. We do not serve hydrogen peroxide here."
Full credit to u/SubstantialEarthworm
2 people walk into a bar
Bartender:What would you like sir
Man: I'll have some H2O
Bartender: What would you like other guy
Other Guy: I'll have some H2O too
Bartender: Coming Right Up!
Bartender:\*Brings First Guy Water\*
Bartender:\*Hands Second Guy Hydrogen Peroxide\*
Other Guy: Why did you give me Hydrogen Peroxide!?
Bartender:You asked for H2O2.
A chemist walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of h2o and gets a cup of water
A second chemist walked in and said I'll have a glass of h2o too
The second chemist died after injesting hydrogen peroxide
