Permanent Jokes

Funniest Permanent Short Jokes

Short permanent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The permanent humour may include short persistent jokes also.

1. BREAKING: The US Senate has unanimously approved a bill that would make Daylight Savings Time permanent! If you ask me, it's about time!
2. What do children and tattoos have in common? Both are pretty permanent, but can be removed with lasers.
3. What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.
   Why didn't I think of that?
4. So apparently the Senate just passed a bill to make Daylight Savings Time permanent Most people are excited about the change, but I think if it passes the House it'll be hour loss.
5. Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang.
6. My dwarf friend was permanently banned from the nudist colony. He kept sticking his nose in other people's business.
7. I wish people would stop jumping on James Corden for stealing Ricky Gervais' joke.... This could permanently damage his career, and we need to remember he's got a wife and three chins to support.
8. My chemist wife refurnishes the dining room quite often She favors periodic tables over more permanent ones
9. My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said "On loan or permanent transfer?"
10. What is the difference between a corpse and a homeless person? The corpse has a permanent place to stay.

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Permanent One Liners

Which permanent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with permanent? I can suggest the ones about temporary and everlasting.

1. What do you get when you cross a dog with a sharpie? A permanent barker!
2. The last Airbender was so bad that Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.
3. Ugliness has one advantage over beauty It's permanent.
4. Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories But I forgot it.
5. What kind of dog leaves a permanent mark? A Shar Pei
6. I just finished reading a book on permanent mechanical fasteners. It was riveting.
7. What do you get when your lovers soul is permanently stuck in a sword? A bae-blade
8. My wife has a fantasy of seeing me with another woman Permanently, she wants a divorce.
9. What is permanent in Soviet Russia? Temporary circumstances.
10. I work as a living statue. It's a permanent position.
11. I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep.
12. I recently got a desk job. It's a permanent position. My boss won't even let me stand up.
13. Help, I lost my object permanence and now it doesn't exist anymore.
14. Why are Asians so good at video games? They permanently have stretched resolution...
15. My grandfather did not come back from Auschwitz. Turned out he got a permanent job.

Permanent Hearing Jokes

Here is a list of funny permanent hearing jokes and even better permanent hearing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the doctor who permanently lost his license JUST for sleeping with one of his patients?!? He was a great veterinarian.

Playful Permanent Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about permanent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forever jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make permanent pranks.