Perks Jokes
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Funniest Perks Short Jokes
Short perks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The perks humour may include short benefits jokes also.
- Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake. Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..
- I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed.
- There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day. - I don't think most people realize that being Jewish grants you some perks... Like free gas.
- Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks "Who might you be?" "I AM THORRRR!!!"
His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly." - A girl goes to her guy friend and asks.. "Why do guys' ears perk up whenever we girl are around talking with each other?"
The boy replies, a bit confused, "Wait, girls call it ear?" - What do you call the hair on a cows lip? A Moo-stache.
> The perks of having too much free time in a call center. - My career has many perks. For example, my company just sent me abroad. I wasn't comfortable with it though, so I sent her back.
- What's the difference between EA and AE? One costs a lot of money if you want all the benefits, rewards, and perks, the other is a credit card company.
- While a couple was cuddling up the girl perks her head up and asks "babe, you'd never cheat on me would you?" "of course not. Jeez, what is up with you galls today?"
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- I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks.
- What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.
- I had a row with my boss at lunchtime Perks of working near a boating lake
- Working as a Valet has its perks... You get in a lot of cardio
- I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it Perk of being colour blind
- What are the perks of people with dyslexia? They have sexdaily
- I pulled a sickie the other day. Just one of the perks of working at a hospital.
- What's one of the perks of going to a big college on Southern California? UCLA
- They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks.
- I finally got a job at Apple! Being a sweatshop worker really has its perks!
- What are The Perks of Being a Wallflower? Getting to meet Bob Dylan.
- One perk of being an abortion doctor. Is that you dont need to buy dog food
- Perks of having cancer Free haircuts
- Perks of being a child of divorce Being able to operate Direct TV and Dish
- The perk of being a test tube baby... ...is you get a w**... with a view.
Delightful Fun Perks Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about perks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean upside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make perks pranks.
A lot of people seem surprised when I tell them I regularly have s**... with my boss
One of the many perks of self employment.
A man approaches an ancient temple seeking enlightenment
He hails the monk guarding the gate, "I have come to seek enlightenment for I know nothing"
The monk perks up, "Greetings, what is your name traveler?"
The man smiles, "I am Steve"
The monk laughs, "Lying so soon?"
Perks of dating the woman with the longest fingernails
You can get a h**... and a back scratch with one hand.
A magic show...
Two friends, Bob and Hank, are watching a magician perform. Mildly amused by the standard tricks and illusions they have seen so far, their attention perks up when they see the beautiful assistant come out from behind the curtain for the saw the lady in half trick. As she is climbing into the box, Bob leans over and whispers, That's some hot broad. I'd ask her out, wouldn't you?
Nah, Hank says, I'd probably get the half that eats.
I found out my sister had s**... with her teacher, so I confronted him after class
"Calm down," he said. "That's just one of the perks of homeschooling."
I was being recruited for s**... b**......
I asked the recruiter, "what are the perks of being a s**... bomber?" And he replied, "well, for starters, you get to go all over the place!"
Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work..
One says to the other "How do you like your job testing push-up bras?" The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
One of the perks of being Native American is the free healthcare clinics
all you have to do is walk through the Casino.
I work at a coffee shop WARNING* Dad joke
I work at a coffee shop. They pays not great, but the job itself has some pretty good perks.
