Perk Jokes

Funniest Perk Short Jokes

Short perk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The perk humour may include short perch jokes also.

1. Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake. Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..
2. I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed.
3. There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day.
   2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
   3. You can make new friends every day.
4. I don't think most people realize that being Jewish grants you some perks... Like free gas.
5. Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks "Who might you be?" "I AM THORRRR!!!"
   His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."
6. A girl goes to her guy friend and asks.. "Why do guys' ears perk up whenever we girl are around talking with each other?"
   The boy replies, a bit confused, "Wait, girls call it ear?"
7. What do you call the hair on a cows lip? A Moo-stache.
   > The perks of having too much free time in a call center.
8. My career has many perks. For example, my company just sent me abroad. I wasn't comfortable with it though, so I sent her back.
9. What's the difference between EA and AE? One costs a lot of money if you want all the benefits, rewards, and perks, the other is a credit card company.
10. While a couple was cuddling up the girl perks her head up and asks "babe, you'd never cheat on me would you?" "of course not. Jeez, what is up with you galls today?"

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Perk One Liners

Which perk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with perk? I can suggest the ones about peek and benefits.

1. I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks.
2. What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.
3. I had a row with my boss at lunchtime Perks of working near a boating lake
4. Working as a Valet has its perks... You get in a lot of cardio
5. I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it Perk of being colour blind
6. What are the perks of people with dyslexia? They have sexdaily
7. I pulled a sickie the other day. Just one of the perks of working at a hospital.
8. What's one of the perks of going to a big college on Southern California? UCLA
9. They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks.
10. I finally got a job at Apple! Being a sweatshop worker really has its perks!
11. What are The Perks of Being a Wallflower? Getting to meet Bob Dylan.
12. One perk of being an abortion doctor. Is that you dont need to buy dog food
13. Perks of having cancer Free haircuts
14. Perks of being a child of divorce Being able to operate Direct TV and Dish
15. The perk of being a test tube baby... ...is you get a w**... with a view.

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