Perjury Jokes

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Courtroom

Prosecutor: Did you kill this man?
Me: No
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?
Me: Yeah, it's a lot less than the penalty for m**...

A man is charged with first-degree m**... and is on the stand, being questioned by the prosecution.

Did you commit the crime?
No sir, I did not.
I remind you that you are under oath. Do you know the penalty for perjury?
Yes sir, and it's a darn sight less than the penalty for m**....

I'm on Trial for m**...

The prosecutor says to me while I'm on the stand, "Did you kill that man?"
I said, "No."
He said, "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?"
I said, "Yeah it's a lot less than the penalty for m**...."

A man accused of m**... tries to get a shorter sentence.

Prosecutor: "Did you commit the m**...?"
Accused: "No"
Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalty is for perjury!?"
Accused *leans into mic* : "Much less than m**...."

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