Periodically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Periodically jokes. There are some periodically occasionally jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these periodically barium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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When and where do chemists have s**...?

Periodically, on the table.

How often do scientists check the element table?


I am a chemist and my wife says I talk about my work way too much

I promised I'd only do it Periodically from now on

How often does the vampire go down on his wife?


Hear are sum morre punny science jokes

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.

The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

Chemistry puns Im in my element.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!

Edit 1 just thought of this.

What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?

How often are chemistry jokes posted to reddit?


How often do scientists reference the Table of Elements?


Periodically joke, How often do scientists reference the Table of Elements?

Can we please stop posting chemistry jokes?

I keep seeing the same jokes reposted periodically.

How often do you make chemistry jokes?


Did you hear about the part-time chemist?

He only worked periodically.

I slept like a baby last night.

I woke up periodically, screaming in t**... and confusion.

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How often do women become completely unreasonable?


How often should you tell chemistry jokes?


Can you write with a t**...?

Only periodically.

My nose gets clogged and unclogged periodically

It's sinusoidal

What's the best operating system?

ThanOS. It maximizes its resources by periodically killing half of its processes.

Periodically joke, What's the best operating system?

I make bad chemistry puns


A friend showed me a periodic table app he made.

I told him, "Cool. When's the next update?"

He replied, "You see, one of the basic elements of app-making is that you have to update it periodically."

What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common?

They both need to check the table periodically...

How often are m**... jokes funny?


I periodically tell chemistry jokes

But usually there is no reaction.

Probably people are just too noble.

I don't trip,

I just periodically check to make sure gravity still works.

Teachers can be funny sometimes, even science teachers.

Periodically, that is.

How often does Mary see her special friend?


What did the chemist say to his valentine?

I think about you periodically.

What can you periodically call a mail truck made of iron?

A Fe mail truck.

Periodically joke, What can you periodically call a mail truck made of iron?

I love to watch videos where they explain the elements

However, they only upload... Periodically

How often should you make chemistry jikes?


How did the Red Sea get its name?

Cleopatra used to bathe there periodically.

I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically.

I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically.

How often do chemists use HIOβ‚„?


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