Period Jokes

Funniest Period Short Jokes

Short period jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The period humour may include short phase jokes also.

1. My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
2. Today, me and my wife had a .69 It would have been a hundred times better without the period.
3. What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now
4. My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.
5. What's the Difference between NHL Players and the jersey shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods.
6. I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?
7. What's the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies? Both mean you won't be seeing a period for a little while.
8. Why do women's prisons give out tampons on release day? Because all sentences should end with a period.
9. My girlfriend said she hates being on her period. I told her it was better than being in a comma.
10. What's a pirate's favorite periodic element? Gold. What would a pirate want to do with Argon?

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Period One Liners

Which period one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with period? I can suggest the ones about cycle and season.

1. Why is 6.9 the worst number？ It's a 69 interrupted by a period
2. International women's day should not be used as an excuse for sexist jokes Period.
3. What's a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
4. Why don't Jewish girls study on their period? Concentration Cramps
5. What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.
6. I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.
7. Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport... Twelve women, three periods each.
8. 6.9 A good time interrupted by a period
9. I took my wife to a movie about a girl hitting puberty It was a period piece
10. Tampax has been protecting women for 80 years. That's quite a long period.
11. How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically...
12. What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements? The atoms family.
13. So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied "Periodically"
14. I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the "period" diet One egg a month
15. I just finished decorating my xmas tree with tampons. For the Christmas period.

Women Period Jokes

Here is a list of funny women period jokes and even better women period puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long.
• What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes? They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!
• They are making a TV series about the struggles of menstruating women over the years. It is a period drama.
• Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons? Because they last for 3 periods.
• And God Said: Let there be men
  And
  Let there be women.
  but he only gave women the period
• When do women in prison get their period? At the end of their sentence.
• I like my women like I like my Paragraphs. Short, difficult to read, and with regular periods.
• What do you call the guy who gets all the women pregnant? Mister Period
• Hockey seems like a women's sport.... It has periods and the players wear pads.
• My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece

Girl Period Jokes

Here is a list of funny girl period jokes and even better girl period puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a girl who is laughing on her period? A happy cramper.
• Imagine if picasso was a girl... Do you think she would have had blue periods?
• Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods
• What happened to the girl that had her period while giving a speech? She got a standing ovulation
• Why was the girl in such a bad mood when she got out of jail? She had a period at the end of her sentence.
• Three girls were waiting for their periods ...
• What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
• How many periods in a basketball game? It depends, how many girls are playing?
• Girl: We can't! I am on my period. Moses: Not a problem.
• You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama

Tampon Period Jokes

Here is a list of funny tampon period jokes and even better tampon period puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only.
• Why do archaeologists collect used tampons? They like to figure out what period they came from..
• I was asked to draw tampons throughout the ages but I wonder... Do they have to be period accurate?
• There should be a football team called the Tampons... ...of course, they would only be good for one period and they would have no second string.
• A weather girl walks into a chemist And buys an umbrella, a pair of sunglasses and a box of tampons.
  She was expecting rain with sunny periods that day
• I asked a pharmacist "do you stock multicoloured tampons?" "Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."
• Did you see that movie about tampons? It's a period piece.
• They were selling tampons with tinsel on at the shop today... ... they were for the Christmas period.
• What do tampons and renaissance art have in common? You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces.
• How do you embarrass a paleontologist? Dig up one of her old tampons and ask what period it's from

Missed Period Jokes

Here is a list of funny missed period jokes and even better missed period puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period.
• How do you identify a pregnant clause when editing writing? It's missing a period.
• What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
• My girlfriend wrote a perfect paragraph... ...she didn't miss a period!
• Please practice safe text. Use a comma & you won't miss a period.
• Copy-editing is a very stressful line of work for women. Every time they miss a period, they get really nervous.
• How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods
• Rosa Mr. U, 2 da wedding? Rosa missed her period, you coming to the wedding...old Italian joke my mom told me
• What's the worst period in a teenage boy's life? The one his girlfriend misses.
• Why did the semicolon think the comma was pregnant? It was missing it's period.

Period Pain Jokes

Here is a list of funny period pain jokes and even better period pain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Men will never experience the pain of a period Because the closest we'll ever get is a coma.
• God said to Eve: "I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;" Clever as she was, she asked, "You mind if I pay in periods?"
• I told my boss I won't be coming. He said, "Why?"
  I said, "Period pains."
  He said, "You're a guy..."
  I said, "I know, but my girlfriend won't stop screaming."

Amusing & Witty Period Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about period you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pace jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make period pranks.