period Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious period puns

I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.

She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.

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Why is 6.9 the worst number?

It's a 69 interrupted by a period

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What happens when you finger a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm red.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist?

Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

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I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.

But she pulled some strings and got me in.

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I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Wonder Woman.

She said "I'm on my period and Wonder Woman is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.

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How do you piss off a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

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A man's wife accuses him of "testiculating."

"What the hell is 'testiculating?'" the man asks.

Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, "It's when a man is talking bollocks!"

The man considers this for a moment. "Tell me something," he finally says. "Are you on your period?"

"Yes," his wife answers. "Why?"

The man nods. "I thought so. You're ovaryacting."

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I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or I'm leaving to watch Guardians Of The Galaxy.

She said "I'm on my period and Guardians Of The Galaxy is sold out!"

I said, "It's alright, I'll just sneak in through the rear entrance."

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What's a 6.9?

A great thing ruined by a period.

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What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm red for free.

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Today, me and my wife had a .69

It would have been a hundred times better without the period.

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Do you know what a 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.

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Another interview joke

During a job interview, the interviewer asks, I noticed a 6 year gap in your resume. How do you account for this period of time?

The applicant responds, I went to Yale.

Excited, the interviewer says, Yale?!? You're hired!

The applicant replies, Yay! I got a yob!

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My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny...

So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.

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Why are females so moody when they're on their period?

It's an ovary action.

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I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was on her period...

so I had to pull some strings.

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What's 6.9

Something great, ruined by a period

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A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor's house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: "Even i, don't make so much money in such a short period and i'm a doctor".

And the plumber goes: "I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself"

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Why don't Jewish girls study on their period?

Concentration Cramps

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What's the best thing about fingering a psychic on her period?

You get your palm red for free

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What is a 6.9?

A good thing ruined by a period.

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What's a 6.9?

A good time ruined by a period.

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How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period?

Finger painting.

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How to piss off a female archaeologist...

Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

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What's the best part about fingering...

What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period?

You still get your palm red

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I had sex with a girl on her period once

Her dad walked in and caught me red-handed.

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Childish but made me laugh

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

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How do you troll an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.

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I named my son Gram

It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.

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I wish life was more like hockey...

Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?

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What's the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies?

Both mean you won't be seeing a period for a little while.

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Why do women's prisons give out tampons on release day?

Because all sentences should end with a period.

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What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm read for free

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What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period?

An ovary-action.

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What are the most funny Period jokes of all time ?

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