Period Blood Jokes
38 period blood jokes and hilarious period blood puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about period blood that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short period blood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The period blood humour may include short blood draw jokes also.
- A woman lost so much menstrual blood she ended up unconscious for several weeks in a hospital. I hate it when I intend a period but end up with a coma.
- After a lap dance I looked at my pants and saw blood It was the best lap dance ever. Period.
- My ex-girlfriend liked to apply period blood to her dress and wave it around That was a huge red flag.
- I never saw There Will Be Blood ... Is it a period piece?
(Thought of this today and made everyone in the room 🤣) - Guy: Are you on your period? Girl: I started my day in a pool of blood, is that how you want to end yours?
- Why are there so many blood cells in female prisons? Because the sentences usually end with periods.
- (Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork.
- What's the difference between period blood and stained period blood? I can't gargle stained.
- Why do women have periods? They drink men's blood all month and it's overflowing when they are full.
- Why did Jimmy choke on his mother's menstrual blood? He wanted to end his life with a period.
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Period Blood One Liners
Which period blood one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with period blood? I can suggest the ones about blood drive and taking blood.
- What does my girlfriend have in common with a hockey game? Blood is shed each period.
- What do you call boiling period blood in a saucepot? Egg drop soup.
- Andrew: I am done with you... period! Bryan: Oh yeah? Well I'm done with you... BLOOD!
- Of course I've had to clean up period blood before. Like, I have a mom
- I think donating blood to a woman is an utter waste Period.
- What do you call an Oompa Loompa on her period? A blood orange.
- How do you tell if a homeless lady is on her period? By the blood coming from her box.
- What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula
- Why did the sky rain blood? Mother nature was on her period.
- Why did the r**... with a period blood f**... go to jail? He was caught red-handed.
Period Blood Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about period blood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean menstrual period jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make period blood pranks.
Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a man with a hard on.
The first nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste!" and rides him.
The second nurse does the same thing.
The third nurse, who was on her period, hesitates but does it anyways.
Then the man wakes up, and in complete shock, the nurses apologise, saying they thought he was dead. The man replies, "I was! But after two jump-starts and a blood transfusion, I feel great!"
A man is declared dead in the emergency room with 3 nurses present.
Noticing he has a h**..., the first nurse says:
"I wouldn't want it to go to waste", and rides him.
The second nurse agrees, and does the same.
The third nurse says she's on her period, but that a little blood won't do anything.
After they're all done, the man suddenly wakes up, feeling better than ever.
"Weren't you dead?", Asked the nurses.
"Well, I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"
Man
A man died with an e**.... the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying i'm on my period. the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion!
The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize m**.... Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...
...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly m**... in the bathroom.
A p**... on her period decides to catch a client anyway.
She thinks to herself: "I'll find some drunk. He won't even notice anything."
She goes to the bar, finds a really drunk guy there, takes him to the nearest hotel and they spend the night together. The guy wakes up the next morning (the p**... is already gone by then) and as he starts to get out of bed he sees that his hands are covered in blood.
He starts running around the room, saying to himself in panic: "Oh my God! I killed her! I killed her!!!" As he runs to the bathroom he passes the mirror, stops, looks at himself for a second n then screams: "Oh my God! And I ate her too!!!."
How do you know if your sister is on her period?
if the t**... le taste like blood xD 😳😜😀😆
There was this really talented female painter
and one day she painted this magnificent painting inspired by medieval times of a ball. It was filled with lords and ladies dancing with each other, a table filled with food for the feast, fools entertaining, and men in armor standing guard. She was so proud of this picture she called her friend over to show it to her.
The friend saw it and said, "Wow this is really great! But I have just one question, why was this painted mostly in red?"
"Well I used my menstrual blood to paint most of it." The painter replied. Her friend just stared at her in horror. She continued to explain, "Its a period piece you see."
three daughters
There was this dad that was an owner of a morgue that had three daughters. The dad went and picked up this guy from a heart attack. The dad told the three girls that they needed to fix and prep him for tomorrow. Well the first girl got a look at him and said he was a really charming looking guy. She pulled back his sheet and noticed he had a hard on. She thought to herself the only way to get this down was to "ride" him. So without hesitation she jumped on and rode him for thirty or so minutes. Tired and worn out and the guy still being hard the second sister jumps up and starts riding him really hard. For about thirty minutes she gets worn out. They both look at the third girl and ask her to ride him now. She looked at them and told them she couldn't because she was on her period. They both said it didn't matter because he was dead. So she hopped on rode him for another thirty minutes. Finally his hard on went down and all three girls started cheering. The guy Sat up and looked at all three girls. They asked him how he was alive. He replied well after two jump starts and blood fusion I'm alive.