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Laughter Peril Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good peril joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Nancy Pelosi was asked by reporters if she's going to attend the 49ers game against the Minnesota Vikings.

Nancy Pelosi: I have, unfortunately, responsibilities to save our country from peril this weekend.

I said to my little boy 'What's the difference between Mummy and Jesus?'

He stared at me blankly.
'Jesus loves you.'
I'm joking. I don't have kids.
(An original… plagiarise at your peril)

A parrot in a barrel

Is in peril.

The perils of divorcing a s**....

He thinks joint custody means "who brought the g**..."

Perils of Hunting

Three guys are out hunting. They are sitting around the fire when one say's I have to go. He goes out to find a place to relieve himself. He suddenly yells back to camp. "Did anyone bring TP?" No the others yell and tell him to use some leaves. He yells back "there are no leaves" One of his friends tells him to use a dollar. He comes back to camp in a few minutes. One of the hunters can't help but notice the smell and brown on his hands. He asks him what happen. He replies is disgust. "Have you ever tried to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?"


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