Peri Jokes
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Funniest Peri Short Jokes
Short peri jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peri humour may include short pita jokes also.
- What does the crew of the HMS Nando submarine use to spot incoming ships? The peri-periscope
- What's a pirate's favourite element of the peri-arrr-dic table? Arr-gon?
No. Gold, you idiot.
Happy International Talk like a Pirate day!
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Peri One Liners
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- What do you call the bit between the entrance and exit of Nandos? The peri perineum.
- What do you have when Nando's gives you the runs? Peri-peri-stalsis.
- I once knew a guy who would always use periods rather than commas. He was a peri-od dude.
- What's the space called between Nandos Entrance and Back Door? Peri Peri-neum
Comical & Quirky Peri Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about peri you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peri pranks.
do you know what 6.9 is?
It's a period ruining a beautiful thing.
Why did the period and and semicolon break up?
Because they had nothing in comma
Why is 69 better then 6.9?
Because you don't want a period in the middle of your 69
What's another name for the Periodic Table of element?
The atoms family.
How many periods in a basketball game?
It depends, how many girls are playing?
The perils of divorcing a s**....
He thinks joint custody means "who brought the g**..."
I periodically tell chemistry jokes
But usually there is no reaction.
Probably people are just too noble.
When did the convict's period come?
At the end of her sentence.
Periods...
Just an overreaction to an o**... action.
The one that knows their periodic table better than anyone else....
has to be a girl.
Periods can really change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane was on her motorbike.
Jane was on her period.
I went through a period of time in my life where I only had one shoe
Those were my lean years.
What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?
They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!
The periodic table just got one block smaller
Scientists now say Plutonium is not a real element
Which period of art produced the most starving artists?
The Baroque period.
I'm on my period
Oh wait, nevermind, it's just a comma
Periodic abstinence as contraception can be successful, provided one meets three very strict conditions:
1. The woman must have a very regular menstrual cycle.
2. You must be able to count well.
3. And you must really love children.
Loosely translated from Herman Finkers. My favorite dutch comedian.
What do periods and jail time have in common?
They both come after sentences.
Periods aren't used that often on the internet
But when they are, it's usually as a sign of seriousness
What can you periodically call a mail truck made of iron?
A Fe mail truck.
I'm 18 and I have yet to have my period. My lil sis is 17 and has been having them since 13, I'm ashamed to talk to my friends because I don't know if I have a problem.
Or does it take longer if you're a boy?
A period at the end of a sentence can make a big difference
Ginny is drinking her coffee
Ginny is drinking her period
How many periods are there in women's basketball?
I'll see myself out.
The use of a period can really change the meaning of a sentence.
For example;
The lads are on their holidays.
The lads are on their period.
How many periodic elements does it take to turn on a light?
Sulfur, Tungsten, Iodine, Technetium, and Hydrogen.
Women's Period
Instead of getting their period, the ladies should just get to sleep for five days straight every month.
Everybody wins.
A period in a sentence can make a huge difference
Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her sandwich
Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her period
Periods can change a meaning of a sentence.
Example:
He likes to eat her out.
He likes to eat her periods out.
What goes across the periodic table?
The periodic table cloth.
Periodic table lesson
What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
"He-He!"
(It's ok I know where the door is, bye)
I was a peripheral visionary...
I could see the future, but only way off to the side. - Stephen Wright
We all know about Pericles and his brilliance.
But his friend t**...? That guy had b**....
During this period of the pandemic, a group of extraordinarily thin people came together to form a band.
It was a massive success. They were the best in their fields. The violin, oh so melodious! The synth on point everytime. The acoustics, superb.
One time they were offered to perform a virtual concert. All the tickets sold out.
But when the time came for them to perform, they couldn't connect to the internet.
They did not have enough bandwidth.
Periodic table jokes are the best.
But only when I'm in my element.
The periodic table says it's Bi,
But that's none of my bismuth.
Periods are like chicken
When the juices run clear, you know it's done.
