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Humorous Performing Arts Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good performing arts joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Modern art is easy to understand.

If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.

A friend of mine, a performing arts student, was recently killed in an accident in Toronto…

He was putting himself through school by working as a birthday clown and he had to take the subway to get around. He was going to his next gig and his floppy shoes caught on his baggy trousers and, since he was a little too close to the edge, he fell in front of the train. We have tried to get the transit commission to adjust the signage but they won't do anything. They said he was just another victim of circus-pants.

What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art?

*Soyuz Think You Can Dance*
Namaste.

Reporters asked Harrison Ford's wife if she thought he was too old to fly

She said the c**... was so well handled it was like an artistic performance.
HEADLINE:
"Calista Flockhart to Call His Tough Luck 'Art'"


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