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Popular Perfect Short Jokes

Short perfect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The perfect humour may include short ideal jokes also.

  1. How do you know a redditor is not a native english speaker? They'll apologize for potential mistakes after 10 paragraphs of perfect english
  2. What do hamsters and cigarettes have in common? They're both perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire
  3. As a german I have to ask: You know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect.
  4. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
  5. What's the perfect 'safe word'? Meatloaf
    (I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.)
  6. Wife: "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" Husband: "The good news."
    Wife: "The good news is that your car's airbag worked perfectly."
  7. My girlfriend got covid This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
  8. I have to say that my girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect ten but sadly, she's imaginary.
  9. Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
    Make me one with everything.
  10. Does anyone else feel that white bread is superior? Or am I just breadjudiced?
    Perfect day for a dad joke. Happy Fathers Day, folks!

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Perfect One Liners

Which perfect one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with perfect? I can suggest the ones about exact and correct.

  1. My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary
  2. Why is Empire Strikes Back the best star wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
  3. I had a date last night. It was perfect.
    Tomorrow I'll try a grape.
  4. If someone calls you a nobody, just remember Nobody's perfect.
  5. On the perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?
  6. The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips.
  7. Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
  8. If I don't perfect Human Cloning... ...I won't be able to live with myself
  9. My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary
  10. 5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.
  11. PLEASE stop asking santa for the perfect woman. I was almost kidnapped three times today.
  12. What's the perfect 'S' word? Sword.
  13. Why is nostalgia like grammar? We find the present tense and the past perfect
  14. Leather armor is perfect for sneaking Its literally made of hide.
  15. My graphing calculator works really well... Some would say it functions perfectly.

Perfect Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny perfect man jokes and even better perfect man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Ladies please stop asking Santa for the perfect man That fella has tried to kidnap me 4 times this week
  • in the beginning God created Man and said "I have created the perfect woman and wife for you, and put her in all four corners of the globe" then he made the world round and LAUGHED.
  • Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself.
  • A man exclaims, "I would die to fulfill my quest.. to create the perfect grain blend. I would make.. ..the ultimate sack of rice."
  • Ladies! Please stop asking Santa Claus for the perfect man! I almost got kidnapped 3 times today!
  • Doc,what's really wrong with me? Tell me straight. "Well,there isn't a single thing wrong with you. Everything is perfect."
    "Good" the man replies. "Could you tell my wife that?"
  • The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you to make me feel better about myself." She says "you have perfect eyesight."
  • A woman is having a conversation with a man at her office. Woman: What is your idea of a perfect date?
    Man: MM/DD/YYYY, other formats can be really confusing.
  • A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place... She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".
    He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".
  • A man had trouble trusting people However, everytime he used paper towels to clean his nose, he was perfectly fine.
    He had trust tissues.

Perfect Husband Jokes

Here is a list of funny perfect husband jokes and even better perfect husband puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Wife And Husband Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
    Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
  • Wife: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Husband: The good news.
    Wife: "Your car's airbag worked perfectly."
  • Wife: "I look fat. Tell me something to make me feel better." Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
  • "I look fat..." ...said a woman to her husband. "Please give me a compliment."
    "Honey," he said, "Your eyesight is perfect."
  • Wife: I look fat.Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
  • Savage husband Wife: I look old, fat and ugly. I need you to guve me a compliment.
    Husband: Well your eyesight is perfect
  • A short conversation between a husband and wife: Wife: "I think this outfit makes me look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
    Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
  • A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband "I look fat. Give me a compliment." The husband replies " Your vision is perfect."
  • It was very difficult and challenging for me to date a blind girl. It took me days to speak in her husband's voice perfectly.
  • I need a compliment *Wife:* I'm so ugly, fat and poorly dressed honey, I need a compliment to make me feel better.
    *Husband:* Well, you do have a perfect eyesight sweety.
Perfect joke, I need a compliment

Perfect Score Jokes

Here is a list of funny perfect score jokes and even better perfect score puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My girlfriend is a keeper. She's perfect, but I never score.
  • I got a C on my roman numerals test. Perfect score.
  • Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!
  • Many people don't think I'm very smart... but I'll have you know that I almost got a perfect score on the IQ test. I almost made 100!
  • I imagined the final strike. With a 300 point score, onlookers cheering my perfect game... It was mind-bowling.
  • I can't wait 209 days Cause then we'll have the real perfect score...
  • Today is going to be a great day! I'll give it a perfect score: 5/7
  • Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7.
  • Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
  • Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
    He got a perfect score.

Present Perfect Jokes

Here is a list of funny present perfect jokes and even better present perfect puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Growing old is a lot like grammar The past is perfect and the present, tense
  • What's the perfect B'day present? A bidet.
  • I got my girlfriend the perfect Valentine's Day present today. Hand lotion.
  • Happy birthday, Bono. I wanted to get you the perfect present, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Perfect Pitch Jokes

Here is a list of funny perfect pitch jokes and even better perfect pitch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What’s the definition of perfect pitch? When you toss an accordion into a dumpster and it lands on a bagpipe.
  • What’s the definition of perfect pitch for an accordion? When you can toss it in the dumpster without hitting the sides.
  • Why did the dog become an accordion player? Because it had perfect pitch.
  • What’s the definition of perfect pitch? When you can throw an accordion into a dumpster without touching the sides.
  • Do you know the definition of"perfect pitch?" When you toss a banjo into a dumpster & it hits an accordion!
  • Did you hear about the mechanic who had perfect pitch? He could always tell when a-flat rolled into the shop.
  • king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero.
  • What's the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it.
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Giggle-Inducing Perfect Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about perfect you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean proper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make perfect prank.

Two Snowmen are in a field...

...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion.

THE 5 Secrets to a perfect marriage

1. Have a wife who is a great Cook
2. Have a wife who is great at cleaning
3. Have a wife who is a monster in bed
4. Have a wife who is great with your kids.
5. Make sure those 4 women NEVER MEET.

So Adam is sitting in the Garden of Eden...

... and he says, "God, I see that all of the other animals that you have created in this truly perfect world have a companion, a partner, someone to be with, share life with, and to love. Why is it that I am alone?" God pauses for a moment, and says "You know Adam, I'll work on that. Be patient, my son, I shall return to you in a week's time."
God labors for a week as only a being of such incredible omnipotence can labor, and after much exhausting work, he returns to Adam after a week has passed and reveals to him his creation.
Adam is speechless. After much gaping, he finally finds the words to say "God, she is beautiful, she is truly your most perfect creation. I must ask though, what will this cost me, for surely this cannot be free."
God says soberly "My son. I confess, to have a being of such beauty and grace, you must give me an arm and a leg. I can accept no other payment."
Adam weighs this for a moment, and then says, "How much can I get for a rib?"

I'm immortal

Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I a**... my kids and beat up my wife.
Kind of makes me immortal.

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Five secrets of a perfect Relationship

1. It`s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.
2. It`s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It`s important to have a woman you can trust and who would never lie.
4. It`s important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5. It`s absolutely important that these four women never meet.

I got on the bus, sat down and noticed a beautiful blonde Chinese woman crying in the seat across from me...

I moved over and asked her why she was crying.
"I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said.
I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me."
I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. You know, I do feel better. By the way, my name is Kim."
"Glad to meet you," I said. "My name is Bucky Goldstein."
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Steve Wright

Art Thief

An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.
He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"
The thief replies:
"I did not have the Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh"

A student goes up to his professor after class...

A student goes up to his professor after class and asks him to define a dilemma. The professor says "I'll do you one better and give you a perfect example. You're laying in bed n**... with a gorgeous n**... g**... the right of you, and a n**... gay guy on your left. Who do you turn your back to?"

So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get r**...!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

Flight attendant landed this one on us yesterday

We just landed on the runway and the flight attendant annouces a message over the speaker.
"Hey folks...um yea sorry about that rough landing...
...wasn't the captains fault,
...definitely wasn't my fault,
...it was the asphalt."
The result: a perfect mix of laughs and groans.

My girlfriend was standing n**......

in front of a mirror and she wasn't happy with what she saw.
She said, "I'm fat and I am ugly I really need a compliment right now."
To which I replied, "Well your eyesight is near perfect..."

I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect..

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.

The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.

50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US.

Mayweather still has a perfect record

At least until he's convicted

Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child?

The answer should be apparent.

I was watching the film, 'A Perfect m**...,' with my wife

She told me she was getting scared.
"Is it the storyline?" I asked.
"Not really," she replied. "Stop taking notes."

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: **"Anyone know whose phone this is?"**

God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world.

Then he made the earth round.

A man goes to a job interview...

His resume was fantastic and his qualities was perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed.
"You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there's this 5 years gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?"
"I went to Yale"
"Wow great! You're hired"
"Yay, I got a yob!"

A Paladin goes into a mechanic's shop...

A paladin goes in to a mechanic's shop, and says "Hey, you've got to help me. Normally, I'm a perfect, upstanding paladin. I help old ladies cross the street, I tithe, I slay evil demons. But when I get in my car, I only have the urge to cause property damage and run people over. What's going on?"
The mechanic responds almost immediately. "Oh, yeah. What you've got there is a problem with your alignment."

What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders?

A 360 No-Pope

My professor asked me to define narcissism

I said "It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."

Dating when your 30 is like finding a seat at a theater one minute before the show.

The perfect seats are already taken by someone who arrived much earlier than you and of the seats available, the ones in the back are an unfulfilling experience, the ones in the front overwhelm you with discomfort, and the ones that are decent substitutes are either broken or next to kids.

What's 6.9?

A perfectly good 69 ruined by a period

My mate told me yesterday that he's started dating twins!

I asked how he could tell which one is which.
He said, 'Well, Andrea is really, really attractive - she has long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and plump red lips. Plus she's got a really nice body. Pretty much a perfect ten.
And Brian has a c**....'

Election Day was the perfect day to go see Doctor Strange...

I got to experience a scary bizarro world were sanity was cast aside and the laws of nature were twisted to the breaking point, and I also went to a movie.

A man comes home to his wife after winning the lottery

The man says to his wife, "Honey, if I were to win the lottery, what would you do?"
The wife becomes started by her husband's inquiry but replies, "Well I would take half of it and then leave you."
With a huge grin on his face, her husband says, "Perfect! I won ten dollars!"

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

When I went to Heavan...

I meet with Paul the Saint. He points to a bunch of clocks behind him
Paul: These are clocks that measure how honest you are. Yours is at 12:45, meaning you have lied 45 times in your lifetime
Me: Whose that clock at 12:00 belongs to?
Paul: That's Mother Teresa's. She has been a perfect person and has never lied
Me: Then whose that one at 11:59? Is he even better than Mother Teresa?
Paul: No. That one belongs to Bill Clinton. He lied so much during his presidency, the clock almost resets to 12:00
Me: I wonder, where's Donald Trump's clock?
Paul: Trump? Its in my office. I am using it as a desk fan

Planes have an absolutely perfect record.

We've never left one up there.

The perfect shot.

A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner. He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind direction and speed. The longer he takes, the more his partner fidgets. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man," the partner says. "You'll never hit her from here."

My wife and I were on honeymoon at Australia last week.

I called up the Aussie helpline as we had a problem
"Aussie helpline, what's the problem?"
"Well, my wife and I were swimming yesterday, and a jellyfish stung her in her... uhm, lady parts. Anything we can do?"
"Ah, bummer mate"
"Perfect! I hadn't thought about that, thanks!"

Perfect girls are found at every corner on the Earth.

Unfortunately the Earth is round.

Did you hear the one about the LGBTQ2S+ community?

They're working together to build the perfect password

A woman is standing n**... in front of her bedroom mirror.

"I'm old, saggy and wrinkled," she sighed. Then she turned to her husband who was sitting in bed, reading. "I could really do with you saying something nice, you know."
He looked up. "Your eyesight's perfect."

The problem with kissing a perfect 10 is that

Sometimes it's cold when your lips touch the mirror

I bought a Jell-O mold in the shape of a handgun

The first time I used it the Jell-O came out and it looked perfect. Immediately the cops busted down my door and arrested me. I was charged with possession of a congealed weapon.

A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction.

Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?
Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.
Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have s**... with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?
Daughter: Yeah sure!
Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictional dollars but in reality we have two w**... in this house.

200Years in the future.

A team of the smartest people on earth go to a distant planet, believed to have life. When they land they're greeted by 3aliens. They speak perfect english.
"Leave outsiders. This is our home planet, only trusted individuals are allowed here!"
The space group is quite surprised by this. Most of them think about turning back and going to earth. When one man in the back of the group, Unseen by the aliens, Shows himself. Upon his sight the aliens appear to become much more peaceful with the humans.
"Oh you brought Dave with you! Why didn't you say so."

I saw a guy at the flower store. He was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife. He said It's crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that's just going to die.

I said I know... And you gotta buy them flowers...

I bet a lot of money that scientists will be able to perfect human cloning soon.

If not, I won't be able to live with myself.

A Woman goes to the Optician

for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
"I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants"
"That's perfect" says the Optician "You've got 2020 vision"

A man goes to the Optician for his eye test.

The Optician asked him what he can see.
"I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theaters and closed pubs."
That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!

A dog walks into the unemployment office..

"I need a job." He said, in perfect English.
Surprised, the clerk says "I'm sure the circus would be very interested in you. Shall I contact them?"
"If you like." Replied the dog. "But why would the circus need an architect?"

A German boy never uttered a single word growing up.

Then ,one day, aged 5, while sitting at breakfast, he looked up from his plate and said in perfect German - 'The toast is burnt'...to which the family were amazed at. 'You can speak, that's amazing, why have you never spoken until now?'
He replied: 'There was nothing wrong until now'

Made this one up at work today.

There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.
His name was Popsicles.

Police Officer (Outside the house): Knocks on a mans door

Man (From inside the house): "Who are you?
Police Officer: "We are the police. You are requested to open the door."
Man: "Why? What do you want?"
Police Officer: "We just want to talk"
Man: "How many of you are there?
Police Officer: "There's two of us"
Man: "Perfect talk to each other"

After some pressure from his family a man who is hard of hearing visits his doctor.

After a lengthy examination, the doctor identifies the problem and prescribes the solution. He takes it and the doctor tells him to come back in a week to check that everything is A-OK.
A week later he revisits. The doc announces, "You're hearing is perfect. Your family must be delighted."
He replies. "Oh, I haven't told them yet, I just sit around the house listening to them. So far I've changed my will three times."

Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely. So he asks God for someone to share his existence with.

God answers of course, I can create a being that will support you no matter what you do, provide for you, and never argue .
Adam is excited and asks that sounds perfect, what will it cost me
An arm and a leg
….what can I get for a rib?

A tourist decides to visit a Native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.

"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,
"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"
The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."
The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.

Ten years later the tourist finds himself in the Chief's neck of the woods and decides to pay him a visit.
He enters the Chief's home and respectfully greets him, saying "Hau, Chief."
The Chief promptly replies, "Scrambled."

My ex was perfect in all aspects except that her armpits smelled

Hands down the best girl I have known.

I was pulled over by a cop earlier today.

Do you know why I've pulled you over, sir?
"No officer.
Well" he said "this doesn't happen very often, but I've been following you for the last ten miles or so... and your driving is exemplary! Correct road positioning, perfect observation and due regard for other road users.
Thanks very much, officer!" I said. "Do you reckon it's worth me getting a license then?"

Questions

At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.o**... asked: If our c**... doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground? The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: The rest of your life.

Three men are discussing Adam and Eve

The Frenchman says "Adam and Eve must be French. They are beautiful, and n**..., and have all the world's beauty before them."
The Englishman says "Not at all. They are residing in the most beautiful, perfect Garden. They must be English."
The Russian says "They are without clothes, they are forbidden from eating, they are talked to by snakes, and they are being told it's Heaven. They are Russian."

Perfect joke, Three men are discussing Adam and Eve

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