Perfectionist Jokes
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The moon landings were faked…
But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location.
NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to help fake the moon landings
But he was such a perfectionist, he filmed on location.
My parents are perfectionists. They won't let me get away with anything less than an A+.
I'm currently at the hospital getting a blood transfusion.
A perfectionist walks into a bar
Immediately they claim the bar isn't set high enough.
I don't know the meaning of the word "quit." I was going to look it up, but...
I still have some suicidal thoughts, but most of them have already killed themselves.
I'm a perfectionist. I've been writing and rewriting a s**... note for twelve years. It's killing me.
My friend asked, Must you write so many s**... jokes?
Don't worry. I'll stop soon.
I bought ten bananas and began peeling each one as perfectly as I could. After finishing the seventh banana and beginning the next, I realised I had missed a small piece of the peel, just near the top. So being a total perfectionist I stuck the peel back on and did it again ...
Yes folks, it seems I just re\-peeled the eighth.
I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing
But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.
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