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I tried to come up with a math joke...
but all my ideas were derivative
and the punchline didn't add up.
Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.
Your jokes are sum of the best,
but minus not very funny
because I'm a perfect square.
I halve one, I guess...
but you're too obtuse to get it,
and trying to simplify it
has left me divided
and at my limit.
Why did 5 leave 4 when 6 came along?
To be honest, 4 was a little square. And 6, well 6 was perfect.
What's that about 7? 7 doesn't factor into any of this.
My waifu is the square root of -100
She's a perfect 10, but imaginary.
The teacher told her class to draw a ring.
Johnny drew a perfect square.
The teaches said, Johnny why didn't you draw a ring??
I did. It's a boxing ring!!
What's perfectly round and fits into round holes perfectly well?
A square peg in denial.
My wife is like the square root of -100...
A perfect 10, but completely imaginary
The type of girl I want is the square root of negative 100
She's a perfect 10, but she's also imaginary
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal play hide and seek.
Einstein starts counting to ten.
Pascal runs to a nearby bush and hides.
Newton stands right behind Einstein, takes out a chalk, and draws a perfect one meter by one meter square on the ground around himself.
As Einstein reaches 10, he says,
"Ready or not, I'm coming to you! Or, in my frame of reference, *you're* coming to *me*!"
He turns around and sees Newton, so he yells,
"Haha! I've found Newton!"
Newton replies,
"Nah, you found a Newton over a square meter, that's Pascal!"
That girl that's the square root of -100...
...she's a perfect 10, but she doesn't exist.
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