Perestroika Jokes
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Soviet Breadline
At one of USSR's breadlines during the Perestroika, a man in the crowd is mumbling to himself. "No bread, no milk, no meat, what a shame".
Two policemen walking the beat hearing his mumbling walk up to him, and say:
"Comrade, if you said that 40 years ago you'd be shot, so just shut up and stand in line like everybody else"
As the policemen leave, the man turns back to the crowd and says:
"Not only we don't have bread or milk, but I was just told we ran out of bullets too."
A man walks into a bar in Soviet Russia...
...and orders a beer. He puts down the usual ruble. The waitress comes over and says, "It's now two rubles-one for the beer and one for *perestroika*."
On the next occasion the man puts down two rubles, and the waitress returns one of them. "No more charge for *perestroika*?" the man asks. "Oh yes," the waitress replies, "there's still the charge for *perestroika*. There's no more beer."
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A man goes to buy v**... during Perestroika.....
....and finds a line. He stands there waiting, for 45 minutes. Eventually, he grows tired of this, and screams to the quite astonished crowd: "I am going to go to the Kremlin and kill Premier Gorbachev! A country shouldn't be run like this!"
An hour or so passes. Soon, the man returns, and asks the guy behind him if he can reclaim his spot in line.
"But why, Comrade? Didn't you say you wanted to kill Premier Gorbachev?"
"Yes, I wanted to. But the line was too long."
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