Percussive Jokes

Funniest Percussive Short Jokes

Short percussive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The percussive humour may include short jokes also.

1. My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
2. What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia? A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.
3. For my next trick, I intend to eat a
   percussion instrument in a sandwich. Drum roll please...
4. Why does Death's intern always follow his boss's orders? Because he doesn't want to face any Reaper-percussions
   Death in the corner: *Badum tsss*
   *Oh no*
5. Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat
   Have you heard about their guitar sale?
   The prices are solo
6. Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor? You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.
7. I fell and hit my head on my drum set today... Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion
   Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion
8. Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section? He didn't want to drum up discord.
9. A sheep, a percussion instrument, and a rattlesnake walk into a bar... Baaa-Drum-Thhsssssss!
10. What's the worst sound to hear through your noise-cancelling headphones? The percussion of your own f**... in a quiet study room.

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Percussive One Liners

Which percussive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with percussive? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud.
2. I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions.
3. What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma
4. Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed.
5. Why is a convent's percussion section so confusing? It's a co-nun-drum
6. I used to play melodic percussion, but I just can't marimba anymore...
7. I want to start a drumming band. I think I'll call it the re-percussions.
8. Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure. Whacked Drives Shatter...

Percussive Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about percussive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make percussive pranks.