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Percussionist Jokes

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I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.

I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.

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How do you make a flute player a percussionist?

Put another useless stick in their hand.

Do you know that percussionist in the band?

Yeah, he rings a bell.

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What do you call two child molesting percussionists?

Paradiddlers

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

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