The Best 10 Percussionist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Percussionist jokes. There are some percussionist bassist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these percussionist drumkit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Percussionist Jokes and Puns

I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.

I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.

How do you make a flute player a percussionist?

Put another useless stick in their hand.

Do you know that percussionist in the band?

Yeah, he rings a bell.

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns

His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend:

Hey, are my puns a tenor what?

What's the technical name for a person who hangs out with musicians?


What do you call a band with a harmonica player and a percussionist?


What do you call a percussionist with half a brain?

Over qualified.

A percussionist gets punched. What does it do?

It would block.

Why did the groupie let the percussionist come over?

He promised he wouldn't drum in her house.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the percussionist vocalist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working percussionist humm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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