Percussion Jokes

19 percussion jokes and hilarious percussion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about percussion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for some good, bad, and downright silly percussion jokes? Look no further! We've got jokes about all the different types of percussion instruments - from drums, to mandolins and contrabasses. Get ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious collection of percussionist jokes!

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Funniest Percussion Short Jokes

Short percussion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The percussion humour may include short drums jokes also.

  1. My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
  2. What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia? A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.
  3. For my next trick, I intend to eat a
    percussion instrument in a sandwich.
    Drum roll please...
  4. Why does Death's intern always follow his boss's orders? Because he doesn't want to face any Reaper-percussions
    Death in the corner: *Badum tsss*
    *Oh no*
  5. Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat
    Have you heard about their guitar sale?
    The prices are solo
  6. Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor? You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.
  7. I fell and hit my head on my drum set today... Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion
    Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion
  8. Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section? He didn't want to drum up discord.
  9. A sheep, a percussion instrument, and a rattlesnake walk into a bar... Baaa-Drum-Thhsssssss!
  10. What's the worst sound to hear through your noise-cancelling headphones? The percussion of your own f**... in a quiet study room.

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Percussion One Liners

Which percussion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with percussion? I can suggest the ones about cymbal and bass drum.

  1. Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud.
  2. I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions.
  3. What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma
  4. Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed.
  5. Why is a convent's percussion section so confusing? It's a co-nun-drum
  6. I used to play melodic percussion, but I just can't marimba anymore...
  7. I want to start a drumming band. I think I'll call it the re-percussions.
  8. Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure. Whacked Drives Shatter...

Percussion joke, Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure.

Amusing Percussion Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about percussion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean played drums jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make percussion pranks.

Percussion joke, Why is a convent's percussion section so confusing?