The Best 15 Percussion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Percussion jokes. There are some percussion drummer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these percussion lyre puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Percussion Jokes and Puns

What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia?

A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.

Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.

For my next trick, I intend to eat a
percussion instrument in a sandwich.

Drum roll please...

Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale?

Their prices can't be beat

Have you heard about their guitar sale?

The prices are solo

Do you know that percussionist in the band?

Yeah, he rings a bell.

What do you call tension in the percussion section?


Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor?

You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.

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Why is a convent's percussion section so confusing?

It's a co-nun-drum

A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns

His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend:

Hey, are my puns a tenor what?

I used to play melodic percussion,

but I just can't marimba anymore...

I fell and hit my head on my drum set today...

Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion
Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion

You can explore percussion contra reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean percussion instrument dad jokes. There are also percussion puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section?

He didn't want to drum up discord.

A sheep, a percussion instrument, and a rattlesnake walk into a bar...


A percussionist gets punched. What does it do?

It would block.

What's the worst sound to hear through your noise-cancelling headphones?

The percussion of your own fart in a quiet study room.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the percussion tromboner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working percussion orchestra piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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